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A New York Escorts Confessions
What Not To Wear
So there I was after class at a new-to-me yoga studio sans fur-collared hoodie. Even though I reserve the right to wear what I want, the sting of that last yoga teacher’s remark was still with me. I wasn’t taking chances.
Anyway, class was pretty hard and I was consequently pretty zoned out. So I wasn’t really paying attention when I went about my business stripping down to my skivvies in the ladies dressing room.
Okay my dear male readers. If the thought of “period panties” is going to give you the “ick” factor, you may want to click off this post and quickly. But for all you realists out there, you know what I mean. We ladies all of us have a forlorn bunch of undies that we wear when it’s that time, mostly because we don’t care what happens to them. Or because something has already happened to them, thereby relegating them to one-week-per-month status.
Flashback. A long while ago I was seeing this guy Juan who had a bit of a personalization fix. He bought me child barrettes that screamed Alexa in sky blue with little unicorns. He got me a matching scarf and hat also with my name all over them. Juan never seemed to get it that in New York we prize our anonymity.
But Juan wasn’t content to scream only my identity. One Valentine’s Day he topped himself by giving me a very special thong. That said his name on it. In Swarovski crystals.
They were in a word, retarded. But how he loved to see me in them! Until I accidentally (not so accidentally?) soiled them. And he broke up with me.
Those skivvies were making an appearance front and center when I went to change at the yoga studio. And because of a much delayed trip to the laundry room, I was also sporting socks that Emma gave me for Christmas. The ones that came up past my knees. And had little pictures of Malteses. All over them.
When I looked up, my latest yoga teacher had her hand over her mouth in a not completely successful effort to stop laughing at me.
Am I the queen of yogic wardrobe malfunctions or what?
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I wonder if she would've opened her mouth if they had a fur trim instead of the crystals. LOL
Posted by The Fury on Feb 14 11:43PMPost a Comment
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see, my gift would've been my little pony underoos.
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