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A New York Escorts Confessions
The Darndest Things
I was in a bad mood. I had been forced to spend 2 1/2 hours at a very bad very long play that wouldn’t couldn’t didn’t end. It was freezing outside when we finally got let out. The subsequent line in every store that I went into was way beyond long. Want a bottle of wine? Wait twenty minutes to pay. A bag of gourmet popcorn? We’re out of everything but plain.
And I was about to go to a Superbowl party where I was going to be the only one who actually wanted to watch the game. Egads.
But a funny thing happened on the way to said fete. I ended up walking behind a mother and her small son—a pair who were definitely going slower than the unspoken but perfectly obvious New York City minimum sidewalk speed (MSS). Shards of ice made it impossible to circle around them, so I ended up…well, eavesdropping.
“There was a man naked in that cab.”
“Oh?” the mother said in response. “Watch the ice honey.”
“He wasn’t wearing anything. Not even shoes. Do you think he was cold?”
“Uh huh.” Then she took a moment to consider.”Well he must have been wearing something sweetheart. People don’t go naked in cabs. Even in New York.”
“He was naked and his toes were painted red.”
“But are you sure he was actually naked sweetie?”
“Yes. He was carrying a briefcase and a newspaper. Why was he naked mommy?”
She turned around to look back at him. Even I was starting to buy his story by this point. He was either a good little actor or there really had been a naked man in that cab.
That sort of made me wonder. I thought back to my own experience in the back of many a cab. The endless number of blowjobs, the finger fucking, the fucking forwards, backwards, sideways for that matter. But never naked. Clothes were always kept on. That was kind of the point, wasn’t it, the hiding of it?
So why would there be a naked man in a cab? On a cold day like today?
“Maybe he was homeless?” theorized the mother. “How would you feel if you were homeless and naked?
“I’d get a cab,” said the little boy wisely.
Wine? $23. Popcorn? $3.50. Real New York City theatre? Priceless.
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So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.
As strange as it may sound, I've never really truly bared myself in front of any of my clients. For all that they've seen, they've never seen me be me. And for all that I've seen, I simply need to share it with you!
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You've given blowjobs in cabs and the driver didn't notice/mind/threw you out? Let alone had full sex? In a CAB? that's just so. Uncivilized.
Posted by Lux on Feb 6 10:21PM