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A New York Escorts Confessions

The Thing About Dahlia

Dahlia is in the words of another friend, “a kick”. She walks around covered from head to toe in the wacky jewelry that she makes and sells. Her stories are gutbustingly funny—the time she was Punk’d at the supermarket and talked her way out of being put on air even going so far as to having all of the tapes destroyed. The time she successfully sued her endocrinologist. The time she had sex with the guy who owned the parakeet—the parakeet that decided the best perch in the house was on Dahlia’s butt.

Underneath all the quirkiness and hijinks, Dahlia is a mess. I know because I’m the lucky one she always chooses to break down on.

Her timing is amazing, actually. She always drops in unannounced when I’m in the middle of something. And she has this uncanny ability to hijack whatever I’m trying to deal with while she loses it in great big crying fits that last upwards of an hour.

I am sympathetic to a point. Her business is booming and with that comes a lot of responsibility. But it’s frustrating to watch a friend make the same mistakes over and over and over again. She keeps hiring students as interns in her office. She doesn’t pay them that much, so of course they flake out, don’t take the job seriously, and tend not to
last that long. So Dahlia is always stunningly behind. She hasn’t paid her taxes yet for 2005. She has back-orders during the holiday season that go back weeks. I keep advising her to find a business partner and she keeps resisting.

But it’s the intangible things that Dahlia puts out that always makes me wonder. Today she came by and did her crying jag just as I was on the phone with Pete while he was trying to talk to me about what was going on with Jen. I told Pete I’d call him back. I know from experience that Dahlia is not so easily denied.

She told me that sometimes she wonders if she’s invisible. She goes to her storage facility and they ignore her. According to her she opens her mouth and the people there literally walk away from her. The super in her office building told her to leave his staff alone. Her web designer forgot she was a client.

I sit there listening and I wonder, didn’t I hear this same story last month, last year? So this time I asked her point blank, “Um, Dahlia, do you think you might be putting something out that maybe is…I don’t know, pissing people off?

“Everyone I deal with is just incompetent! I mean, do your fucking job. My office is literally 90 degrees and the super can’t fix it. Wouldn’t you be pissed?”

Yes. But my super would never know I was. Because I’d bake him brownies.

Let’s face it. In a teeming city there is in fact a lot of people who don’t do their job right. Or they assault you with procedures (i.e. the saleslady in Filene’s who insisted I take a number every time I went into my friend D’s dressing room so he could model the pants he was trying on). But no one wins any friends or gains any points are gets ahead by pointing that out.

I’m serious about the brownies. In my book, the best approach is to kill ‘em with kindness. When you make somebody feel special and appreciated, they will fall all over themselves to please you. It works like a charm.

But honestly, can you teach somebody that quality? If Dahlia took my approach, would anyone believe that she meant it?

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Posted by incrediblenewyork on Dec 14 06:14AM

Hello Alexa,

My this 'blog' has changed so much, I remember the days when you were a wee little sweetpea.
I have been meaning to ask you if you could amend your link to my new address, as I have included you on this and it is going to be a mulitmedia site as well.
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