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A New York Escorts Confessions

The Undead

OK, in the spirit of Halloween—or not—check this out.

So at that reunion I went to that I told you about? Well, somebody had taken the time to make this In Memoriam board. There were senior portraits of four kids who had already passed away. We all knew about Evan who had died two years ago from an aneurysm. And many of us had read about Alec, the alcoholic who died in a car crash just six months ago. But the other two? No one had any ideas.

People mentioned disease when it came to the one girl Sheryl. Last seen in New Hampshire. Someone had talked to her the year before. She sounded happy, lived near the mountains. But she was one of those people no one really knew that well. I was sorry to hear how things had turned out. No one should die in their twenties.

I was closer to Dead Guy #4, Colin. In his case, people speculated about an overdose. He had been leading some kind of high life, expensive clubs, expensive drugs, partying all night with some minor celebrities. We all shook our heads at the bitter waste of it all.

Only as it turns out—Colin is not dead. Colin is working as a sous-chef in Raleigh. Colin is married and his wife is pregnant. Somebody sent around a picture with him posing while roasting a whole pig.

I wonder, was that supposed to be an ironic comment?

I’ve got to call him. I mean, how the hell does it feel when you find out you were supposed to be dead? Is it creepy? Is it funny? Isn’t he dying of curiosity—tee hee—to find out just how he was memorialized at the reunion?

And who in the hell announced his death based on what? Shouldn’t there be some kind of consequence for virtually killing someone? Shouldn’t you virtually have to do some kind of time?

One thing’s for sure. Colin is definitely going to have to show for the next reunion. Could you imagine the look on people’s face who didn’t get the proof that Colin in fact lives?

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I have an undead friend. He's famous for going underground for months at a time. nobody hears from or sees him for months at a time, and then all of a sudden he'll pop up out of nowhere, hang around for a few months and disappear again.

Once we were supposed to go see a movie. Got to the theater, and he discovered he'd forgotten his wallet. He took off to go get it and never came back. We didn't see him again for 6 months.

Now whenever someone asks about him, we just tell them that he's dead.

Posted by Imabug on Nov 9 09:10AM

Maybe Colin started the rumor of his own death and sent the picture to show that he was 'roasting' the classmates??????

Funny stuff, either way.

Posted by rockadayjohnny on Nov 9 11:06AM

At my reunion, we put together a dead persons' list, and it had four or five names on it. There was one guy we were like 98% certain was gone, but without that 100% assurance, we kept his name off it. You just don't want to be embarassed like that.

Posted by El Oh on Nov 10 11:24PM

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