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A New York Escorts Confessions
My (Beautiful) Brunette
She was the kind of girl you noticed. At least everyone at the bar did. On Sundays she wore her Jets jersey cropped to just under her bra, which showed off her pierced belly. She had think curly blond—locks really, bobbed to her shoulder. Bouncy hair, the kind of hair that someone who wanted to sell shampoo would make a bee line for. She had a spring in her step, a lilt to her voice all topped by an adorable Scottish brogue. What was not to like?
Apparently the hair. Because when I saw her last Sunday, Heidi the blond was suddenly a brunette.
“Hey girlie girl.”
“Hey yourself! Blue Moon with an orange?”
“You got it. Acting gig?” I asked her, pointing to her hair.
“That’s the plan. The right kind of acting gig.”
“What do you mean?”
“I spent all last year working as a dumb blond. One thing after another. That’s the only thing they’d even read me for.”
“Even with the accent?”
“Please. I’m not allowed to have an accent. But I just couldn’t do it anymore you know? It’s not why I came here.”
You’ve got to give it to actors. The shit they have go through just in finding “their look” which isn’t theirs at all. It’s got to be downright exhausting.
While I was bemoaning Heidi’s fate, one of the screens above her head caught my eye. It was that Jessica Simpson Direct TV spot.
Now I have no idea at all what Jessica actually says in the spot. Every time I’ve seen it, it’s been in a sports bar where the sound has been turned off. But does anyone else notice just how much she looks and acts like bobble head doll in it?
Seriously, watch it at home with the sound off. See if I’m wrong.
We all know how Hollywood and Madison Avenue are the myth makers, the Great Creators. But sometimes we need a wake-up all to realize just how pervasive it. If this is what the powers that be are selling, how on earth is Heidi ever going to make it?
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Posted by Vibrators on Nov 17 04:16PMnot that jessica simpson is the next Nobel Price nomination for World Peace and is being type cast or unjustly used as a bubble head in this comercial, but you're right: she does come off as an idiot.
Posted by sylvia on Nov 22 09:08PMshe looks so much like a bobble head because they've digitally glued a new head on her body in the shot from the movie
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