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A New York Escorts Confessions

Good Enough To Give Thanks

Thanksgiving just seems like it’s laced with so many horrors that it ought to be called Halloween II.

Not that Neal was the culprit this year.

Actually, as much as I hate to admit it, he was nothing short of tolerable. First in that I can see now just how much he makes my mom happy. It’s like she’s gotten her smile back—the one she lost years ago when my dad left. Even the Thanksgiving Grinch would have to give him points for that.

Besides he bought me this really cool antique lace shawl. I think that’s good enough for double points. Don’t you?

No, this year it was Jennifer my sister-in-law who was That Thing Most Evil. I seriously don’t know what was up her butt. She was on me from the second I walked in mom’s house.

“Hey Alexa. Didn’t have time for a haircut?”

And then there was, “Of course she looks great. When you don’t bother getting married or having kids you can go to the gym six times a week.”

And then, my favorite and hers, “Those boots are…interesting,” said with a weighted pause and a look of disdain. This statement proved to have innumerable variations: “those earrings are…interesting; “that bra is…interesting”; that ring is…interesting.”

Apparently I have an “…interesting” wardrobe.

Now the thing about these kind of comments is you can’t really address the menace behind them, you know? They’re just short of confrontational. Instead they’re like this mass of mosquitoes following you around all weekend, moving in for the bite anytime you look away. And all you can do is swat them and hope for the best.

Too bad they don’t make Off! for sister-in-laws, huh?

I tried to talk to Pete about it, but he’s pretty useless when Jen is on a tear. It’s like she hooks onto a mood and it automatically switches my brother to the “off” mode. I imagine he’s just happy to have someone else be the chosen target for a little while.

I want to be sympathetic, to rise above it. I know having three kids—one who’s an infant—can’t be easy, even with some help. I tried to play with Tyler and Emma as much as possible and to give her breaks with Buela too. But being around Jen too much just made me want to give her a break—in her arm.

Apparently I wasn’t the only one who had a tough Thanksgiving. D called me a couple of hours ago to see what I was doing later in the week. He’s gotten a group together to go to Good Enough To Eat where we’ll all order the Turkey Dinner with the works. It’s a Thanksgiving Do-over for all of us.

Not a bad idea, no?

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Thought I'd post this for you from a well-known sports blog today. Sounds like the writer could be someone who watches football at the same place you do, according to some of your earlier posts. Could you be the Seahawks fan?

Example 1
There's a regular at the sports bar I frequent, a really cute girl who wears a McNabb jersey every week. She has a delightful habit of turning around on her bar stool every few minutes and flashing a friendly -- yet somewhat flirtatious -- smile. It is a terrific part of my Sunday.

But that fucks my entire football process up. Ah crap, why'd I dress like such a slob today? Oh right, 'cause I'm watching football. Right. Football... Man I'm hungry. Time for some wings -- crap! I don't want wing sauce on my face when McNabb looks at me! That'll totally mess up my game!

Please, somebody, tell me I'm not alone in this regard.

Example 2
Another regular at the aforementioned bar: a female Seahawks fan who I've kind of struck a rapport with. She's cute and friendly. I like her. And it is the most unnatural thing in the world to high-five her after a touchdown.

Posted by JimmyWangYang on Nov 30 10:44AM

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