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A New York Escorts Confessions
Agent F
Um…so somehow I find myself in Spokane, Washington. This has surely been the year of random cities.
It all started when I got a desperate call from my friend D a few days ago. “Alexa,” he said. “I—I need to ask you a favor. A, well, it’s kind of a big one.”
“What’s up?” I wasn’t used to hearing D so rattled. He’s one of those guys who’s so good at taking everything in stride and cracking a joke at just the right time to make everyone else comfortable. But now it seemed it was he who needed some comforting. And fast.
“Okay. Well, I have this family reunion, right? In Montana.”
“Oh Montana! You lucky dog. I hear it’s just beautiful.”
“Great. Wanna go?”
“Uh—well—”
“We leave Thursday at 3:00. Do you like window seats?”
After I finally managed to get him to take a breath, I got the backstory. It seems that he told his relatives that he’d be bringing his girlfriend to their upcoming family reunion. Only he never actually asked her to go.
“And why was that exactly?”
“I meant to. I did. She hasn’t actually met my family. But every time I tried to bring up the subject, I just froze.”
“But she wants to marry you, right? I mean she’s going to have to meet your family eventually.”
“Don’t bust my chops.”
“No, no. Just trying to follow. Why don’t you just bring C?”
C, for those of you who don’t remember the daisy chain progression of this group, is the woman who pays D to be her escort. She in turn is the kept woman of A, a powerful lawyer in his sixties. I was going to go on and say how much C would probably love to go as D’s girlfriend—since sometimes I’m pretty sure she thinks she IS his girlfriend—when D interrupted me.
“Are you kidding? What if she said something about how we know each other?! I mean Jeez, Alexa, this girl is no rocket scientist.”
“Okay. But—I just—here’s the thing—I don’t want to BE E, you know? That would be weird.”
“I don’t want you to be her. That’s why I called you in the first place.”
I thought about that for a minute. Something wasn’t quite clicking.
“But I don’t understand. Why me?”
“You,” he said. “Are the most adaptable person I know.”
Indeed. I think I am.
So A is the rich husband and B is the aging wife, and C is A’s young mistress, and D is C’s male escort and E is D’s girlfriend, allow me to introduce you to F. Agent F that is. Me. The Friend who said she’d go to meet D’s family in lieu of either C or E.
Well, I have always wanted to see Montana. I wasn’t kidding about that. And most of my clients are on vacation, so I’m not being terribly irresponsible. And D’s paying…
And who doesn’t want to go undercover once in a while, huh?
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Didn't you do this once before?
...and didn't it end badly?
Think hard before you do things. :S
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So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.
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So in situations like this....do you rock his world?
Posted by Rex on Sep 1 11:19AM