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A New York Escorts Confessions

The Good Fairy

Once upon a time there was a man who had prostrate cancer. The man was sad, so very sad after his operation. As much as he tried he couldn’t, didn’t, wouldn’t get an erection.

The man thought about what he could do to solve his problem. He considered seeking out his wife. She was getting on in years, though, had gained a lot of weight, and didn’t seem to be excited to be with him, even before they found the cancer. Her vagina was as dry as dry could be. He didn’t think she could help him.

He thought about his girlfriend, who he had spoiled with many a precious bauble. The girl seemed to like her baubles, if he really though about it, a lot more than she liked him. He even suspected she had been faking her orgasms. She was as sly as sly could be. Somehow the man thought she couldn’t help him either.

The man sought out his best friend, the person who always knew just what to do in times of trouble. When the man finally got up the courage to tell his tale of woe over fish tacos and Tecate with lime, the friend had just one word of advice: “Alexa”.

So the man journeyed to a hotel room where he could meet the girl he thought could be his heroine. For a while they petted and kissed and wound their toes around each other. Then the man began to talk. He told Alexa how he had slept with woman after woman after woman. He told her about one who he seduced by giving her English lessons. He told her how he had slept with three sisters in the same week, without any of them knowing about the others. He told her he had had sex on a piano, in a cave and in the Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

He told her about the breasts he had known. Large, pendulous breasts with enormous nipples that looked like pasties. Tiny, pert breasts that were almost pre-adolescent. He talked about the legs, long like gazelles, the ripe funky smell of the women who wanted him, their moans and sighs and cries of expectation and delight.

And as he talked, Alexa began to stroke, and stroke and stroke and stroke and rub.

The man felt pleasure but he was nervous so nervous. Alexa told him not to look, to keep talking. He told her about his time living on the Costa Del Sol. About backpacking in Nepal. About the house he wished for one time in Montana. There was a woman who lived next door who made her own yogurt. He told her how he always wished he could have taken a wooden spoon and basted her pussie with warm, fresh, new yogurt then licked it until it was clean and she was damp and spent with perspiration and her own moisture.

They went to the shower and turned on the warm water, so warm, so good, so fresh as that fresh new yogurt. Alexa rubbed her hands over his shoulders, his torso, his belly, his ass, his hair. He leaned and put his head on her shoulder, let the water run down the front of his body, caressing him. As Alexa nibbled on his ear he began to stroke himself. He thought of where he was right now, with this girl, this water, how hard her nipples were behind him on his back, how she was slowly moving her hand over his balls. And the man began to get erect.

“Alexa, Alexa do you see? It’s happening. I can feel…oh God.”

And he did cry, how he did cry. And Alexa the good fairy was glad for it.

Comments

Lol, I liked the fairy tale. Definitely will be reading this to my children in the future. :P But glad you could solve his problem.

Posted by Maria on Aug 11 11:28PM

hi can I speak with u

Posted by loai on Aug 13 01:54AM

Looks like the old, fat guy needs to lose some weight and get some Viagra or Cialis. Should have taken better care of himself by working out and eating properly. You expect me to feel sorry for that fat, rich piece of shit. But, at the end of the day, you create your own problems. The new law of evolution seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. A girl as good looking, intelligent, and of as great taste as yourself shouldn't be anywhere near these losers.

Posted by mystery on Aug 13 08:10PM

And I'm sure "a girl as good looking, intelligent, and as of great taste as" Alexa is going to be attracted to a guy like you, mystery. *rolls eyes*

Posted by Anonymous on Aug 14 10:10PM

I read through all of that assuming 'prostrate' was going to be a joke payoff ... but, no, you just spelled 'prostate' wrong.

I want my 55 seconds back.

Posted by Cash on Aug 15 01:58AM

I love your blog, and good job with that man. My one criticism is the links on the side. It's really hard to read red text on a dark grey background. Very annoying. Otherwise, brownie points to you... :)

Posted by Marina on Aug 15 05:17PM

Erectile disfunction is no laughing matter. Erectile dysfunction or impotence is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis for satisfactory sexual intercourse regardless of the capability of ejaculation. There are various underlying causes, such as diabetes, many of which are medically reversible.

The causes may be physiological or psychological. Psychological impotence can often be helped by almost anything that the patient believes in; there is a very strong placebo effect.

Due to its embarrassing nature and the shame felt by sufferers, the subject was taboo for a long time, and is the subject of many urban legends. Folk remedies have long been advocated, with some being advertised widely since the 1930s. The introduction of perhaps the first pharmacologically effective remedy for impotence, sildenafil (trade name Viagra), in the 1990s caused a wave of public attention, propelled in part by the news-worthiness of stories about it and heavy advertising.

The Latin term impotentia coeundi describes simple inability to insert the penis into the vagina. It is now mostly replaced by more precise terms.

Posted by Dr. Irwin J. Weinstein on Aug 15 06:19PM

So I have a question and I'm not being snarky or judgemental just curious. Now you've mentioned several times you are not a prostitute. You don't have sex for money. But you've mentioned having sex with these guys, you give blowjobs, you let them do things to you for money. Sure they take you out to dinner/away for the week/ etc etc, but how is it not the same? Enlighten me with a definition of a prostitute and an escort please.

Posted by Cristy on Aug 16 12:31AM

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