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A New York Escorts Confessions

Here A Spritz, There A Spritz, Everywhere A Spritz Spritz

Nobody told me that when my ship came in, water guns would also be in the picture.

Last week I got invited to go sailing on the Hudson by BB, someone I’d seen a couple of times before. Now we all know as a New Yorker this is an invitation one can categorically not refuse. Sailing? Water? Sun? All without having to hop on a train or a car to escape the city? Turns out I didn’t even need so much as a cab—BB’s friend’s boat was docked just a hop skip and a jump away at the 79th street Boat Basin.

The day was picture perfect, no humidity, not a lot of wind. I couldn’t wait. BB told me there was going to be a little party on board and that his friend T was some kind of amazing gourmand and cook. Apparently he had just come back from Turkey and was perfecting his lamb kofte skills. Things like that just make a girl happy she never went
vegetarian.

As soon as we got going, I immediately hit the deck and stripped to my bathing suit. There was no way I was going to pass up the opportunity to get some sun in, even though I do tend to be a burner instead of a tanner (ah the true redhead curse). It was so very gorgeous to watch the Palisades slip by, then to turn the other cheek and watch the towers of Manhattan get smaller and more and more like toys.

After about an hour, I decided to explore. Below deck I managed to find some water guns, filled and at the ready. I snuck up on BB and surprised him with a squirt to the left ear. He immediately grabbed the gun and got me square in the belly. Then we surprised T who by this time had donned his chef’s apron. We got him so good and drenched he had to change into his bathing suit.

“You know,” T said after. “When I was living in Japan? They had these strip clubs where men in the audience got squirt guns and just let ‘em rip at the women.”

“No way. And that got them off?” said BB.

“Oh yeah. It’s like simulating jacking off or something.”

“Why do they need to simulate? Why don’t they just jack off?

“Did you squirt some poor Japanese girls while you were there?” I teased him. “Come on. Tell the truth.”

“Nah. Not my bag.”

“I think Alexa could simulate a Japanese Strip Club.”

“It didn’t even get him off. What would be the point?”

“Diane gorgeous, you want to simulate a Japanese strip club for us?” BB yelled to one of the other girls.

“Get a job,” she yelled back. “Come on Alexa. Maybe those Japanese Girls weren’t doing it right. BB’ll put on some good tunes. It’ll be a blast”

Well it was hot. It was kind of a silly idea. And Rebecca, another one of on board posse agreed to give it a go too.

Turns out T didn’t have much in the way of groovy tunes. All he had that was remotely danceable was a Foreigner Four CD. Rebecca and I tried to get down and dirty to Juke Box Hero. I slipped off her string bikini top and she slowly used her teeth to pull off mine. BB aimed for my left nipple until it got hard. T got Rebecca right between her cheeks. She bent over and pulled down her bottoms so he could get better aim. I spread my legs and let BB go for the center of my target. It was in fact getting me off (though the stream couldn’t been heavier and the pressure a little harder), which in turn was getting him off. The problem with water guns though? You just gotta keep refilling them. Which doesn’t keep things so steamy at all.

“Looks like you need a new gun there hotshot.”

“Let’s go below deck and I’ll do it the old fashioned way.”

“Well we could do that. But that wouldn’t be that kind of Japanese strip club, now would it?

“They also had this thing with aprons…”

Well, it didn’t work for us. But you know what they say in Japan?

Whatever floats your boat.

Comments

Ok, so, I'm definately gonna have to travel to Japan real soon...

Posted by David on Jul 16 12:05AM

Nothing says "strip tease" better than Foreigner...

Wait, that can't be right.

I hope there was fist pumping involved, in any case.

Posted by j on Jul 18 12:00AM

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