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Gory Story
Okay Kat. Take me off the lam-o list. I’m a procrastinator no more.
That’s right. After two and a half weeks of watching his business card watch me from its perch on the desk, I finally picked up the phone and called M.
I thought a lot about what all of you had written me. Yes Moonlighting Escort. It is certainly true that there are a lot of men over forty who like to date younger women who couldn’t possibly have their life experience and who therefore feel they have the upper hand. Many of the men I meet through my profession fit that description to a T. Yes realistic, it is true that he is an investigative journalist and that I should be aware he may want to know more about me right away than what I necessarily want to tell him.
But old sayings exist for a reason, don’t they? “Nothing attempted, nothing gained.”
So yesterday after three aborted attempts at calling him, I finally made it through all ten digits. It rang and rang and rang. And then without so much as an outgoing message or a warning, there was a beep.
“Oh. Oh. I guess I’m on. Um…hi M. This is Alexa. From the coffee shop. Shops. Anyway, just wondered if you wanted to um go out some time maybe on purpose? My number is—”
“Alexa?”
“M?”
“Hey. Hey! I’m so happy you called.”
“You totally faked me out with that sudden beep on your machine.”
“Oh I know. I’m such an idiot. I keep calling my home phone from my cell and pressing the wrong button—”
“Because the number to delete messages on your cell voice mail is the number that actually re-records your outgoing message on your home—”
You do that too?!”
“All the time. It’s like I’ve got a mental block. All my friends razz me about it.”
“Me too.”
We shared a laugh. Then there was a pause. A long one.
“Um…so—”
“Right. Our date.”
“Yeah.” Ahh. That sounded so nice.
“So, I’m going out of town this weekend, but I’ll be back late Monday. Can you do something Tuesday or Wednesday?”
“Sure.”
“You know actually, I’ve been dying to see the Bodies Exhibit. Would you be into that maybe?”
Um the Bodies Exhibit? The Bodies Exhibit where there were like 22 actual skinless preserved corpses and 260 organs and partial body “specimens” on display? Where you could see things like ventricles and cancer ridden lungs and urethras up close and personal? Where some people had complained there were no records of the deceased who were…presented? Who does he think—I can’t get through episodes of CSI. I passed out when I had to dissect a PERCH in high school. Were we going to hold hands while looking at death? Were we going to kiss in front of an actual heart? Was this some kind of a test? Was this what war photographers did for kicks?!
“Alexa?”
“Sure. Me too. I’ve been curious too.”
“Great! And then after we could have dinner.”
Ooof. Like that was going to happen. Does anyone else think this is a little um, weird?!
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We saw the bodies when they were here in L.A. last year. It was interesting and not really gory.
Posted by Stan on Mar 24 02:02PMUnusual? Nope not tome.. But I am a medic. I love gross stuff. But you on the other hand?? I have heard it a well presented exibit. If all else fails take a Dramamine before you go it should help you from getting too ill. Or just be honest with him and tell him you are squeemish. Good luck!
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Posted by joe on Mar 24 10:17PMNothing gross about the exhibit, it's the freakin' human body, only doctors had usually the opportunity to see it in that way. I grant you that for a first date he could have chosen something a little more classy, but he seems like he's gone back to dating 101, it can happen with us 'almighty' males (yes some of us can be goofy and shy like if it was our first date ever, then we go back being selfless, shallow, sexhungry jerks ).
At least you'r going to diner afterwards, if you're really grossed out, it's better than the contrary.
So go on and have fun you wild little delicate flower (i'm using way too much adjectives in a sentence, that's me thinking in french before writing in english-sorry)
Hurrah! The prodigal son (daughter?) has returned! I've been to the bodies exhibit. Just a warning, the bodies look like red beef jerky wrapped around skeletons (hope that didn't dissuade you from continuing with this date, haha). Oh I AM excited for you :)
Posted by Kat on Mar 25 02:40AMIt'll be a great bonding experience. Have fun! The exhibit is really so cool that you get over the fact that they're a bunch of bodies.
Ok, I'll admit, when I read that, the "psycho" alarm went off in my head. But now, I'm thinking, "Hey! It could be fun?" Get past wondering whether your date digs death in an unhealthy way, and see it as art. Granted, a lot of "art" may not make sense (people sitting on ice cubes, anyone?)...but you don't have to get it to have a great time. And one way memorable date. Somehow, I think it'll be hilarious and surreal.
Posted by David on Mar 25 02:32PMThe body exhibit isn't gross at all. Everything looks like plastic and it's educational and pretty interesting. You might enjoy it. But I'm just wondering why you agreed to something you're interested in.....?
Posted by Moonlighting Escort on Mar 26 12:24PMOoops, I meant to say, why did you agree to something you're NOT interested in....?
Posted by Moonlighting Escort on Mar 26 12:27PMI actually thought it's extremely neat. I really wanted to go see the exhibition myself, but I don't they are in town any more. Family and friends that have gone really enjoyed it!
Posted by Luna on Mar 27 04:31PMI'm just so damned happy that you called him! Never judge a date before it happens...err sounds too cliche. You're an adventurous girl, go for it but warn him that you get squeemish beforehand in case you need to make a quick exit. Then of course you could do the damsel in distress routine and drag him outside to smooch on him! Have fun and I can't wait to hear...
Posted by Lili on Mar 27 07:52PMWhy did you say yes, instead of suggesting something else? I had the impression you were a stronger person than that.
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