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A New York Escorts Confessions
‘Twas the night before Xmas…
…and all through Mom’s house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Neal (that louse)
My stockings I slid off my legs with great care
As I ran my hands over skin, which was bare
Jen and Pete should be nestled all snug in their bed,
And Tyler and Emma were both sleepy-heads
So I in my nightie in lieu of a date
Lay down on my pillow to masturbate
The moon on my breasts cast a silvery glow
How could I but help when my hand snuck below?
When out on the lawn there arose such a ruckus
I sprang from the bed and thought, oh hell, well fuck it
Away to the window I stumbled and dashed,
Tore open the shutters, knocked over my stash.
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,
But a god-like man with a build like a steer?
With a chest that barreled, and a bulge that was thick
I knew in a moment that must be his dick.
He was dressed like Santa, but not quite the same
And he whistled, and whispered, and called me by name;
“Oh Alexa! You prancer! You fibber, you vixen!
What is it these tales I’ve heard you’ve been mixing?
With S threatening suicide, and Tanya you playing
No one would believe one word you are saying!”
Well I gasped and I gulped and I cried my defense
“My goodness, my gracious, how I do take offense!
Why people will ask me all sorts of things
To wear a dick like a man, to be a girl from Beijing
A stewardess, an heiress, their mother, a doll
It’s a wonder I ever get to be myself at all!”
With that I drew in my head, and was turning around,
When up the drainpipe he shimmied and came in with a bound.
He was dressed in red leather, from his head to his feet
And he unzipped his fly without missing a beat
Before I could flee he flung me hard on my back
“You’ve been naughty, not nice.” My behind he did smack!
His hands how they grasped me! His penis how scary!
Each thrust I could feel from my heart to my cherry
He pulled at my hair and bit my bare shoulder
Who wanted to be nice when naughty felt bolder?
But a liar I’m not, not at all how you think
So with regret I stopped him, right there on the brink
“Dear sir, your punishment deserves a harsh crime
But of crimes I have none, not a one, not this time
S does exist and Tanya does too
But I didn’t go to Montgomery; to my mother I was true.
I told S to be honest, to get help, to be brave
I told my mother I’d bring her the pies that she craved
I told Jen I was thrilled with the news of my niece
I told Pete that with Neal I’d try and keep the peace
So you see Sadist Santa there’s nothing to do
If you’re looking for naughty, I’m just not your screw”
Well with that he did shrink, his manhood an elf
And I sobbed when I saw it, in spite of myself
With a blink of his eye and a nod of his head,
He led me to know no orgasm lay ahead
He spoke not a word, but went back as he came.
And I knew I had no one but myself to blame.
I stared at the ceiling and said with a sigh
“Next year on Christmas I’ll be sure to lie.”
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Great post.
Hope you had a merry chirstmas and have a happy new year.
Posted by phin on Dec 28 11:15PMThank you, you made me smile and wanting to read it again.
I'm often surprised how much energy people put into being rude or calling other people/bloggers liars.
Can't you cope with your mediocre life ?
I usually never comment here but read it regularly and I like your honesty.
Giving these people attention the way you did is fab' but still way too much.
Season greetings from Paris, France, not Texas ;)
Posted by schuey on Dec 29 07:12AMHey!
Happy belated Merry Christmas... All the best to you and your love ones...
Hoping you have a wonderful New Year!!!
All the best!!
maizzy
Posted by maizzy on Dec 29 11:36AMi don't care if people think that you are making shit up.. i'm sure that you're not..
i luv to read what you write.. you rock!
people who rag on you are just envious of you..
you are brilliant and incredible!
Posted by thedivaofthedark on Dec 29 04:03PMGreat piece, Alexa!! I love how you make a poem explaining the whole thing, keeping the Xmas theme, and still rhymes! :) Tell Santa to go screw those doubters!! Your loyal readers believe in you! And besides, if you are making those things up, you are one very good and creative writer at that then! :) Happy New Year and thank you for sharing your life with us in cyberspace for another year! It was fun laughing and crying with you through your experiences!! Best wishes to you!! Take good care!
Posted by Pete from Cal on Dec 29 05:09PMAlexa,
This was a really great poem! You should really dump the escort business and get into writing full time.
Glad to hear you didn't go through S's stupid plan of having you pretend you were Tanya.
Posted by Toni on Dec 29 05:14PMAlexa,
All I can say darlin' is that I was laughing my fucking ass off -- you go gettem girl!!!!
Posted by Debby on Dec 29 11:14PMhappy holidays babe. nice post, and yea the ryming was my hit! loved it.
Posted by eddie fraberger on Dec 30 08:13PMAnother great post and fun to read. I imagine it was more fun to write though! Bonne année from Paris (also)!
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That's a nice little piece. :-) Hope your Christmas was enjoyable!
Posted by Vicky on Dec 28 10:37PM