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A New York Escorts Confessions
Mom and Sour Cream Apple Pie
“Do you know what it is today? Four days until the big day. Two until I see you.” Boy I just love Thanksgiving. Cornbread stuffing. Mashed yams with maple syrup. Cranberries with little bits of orange peel in them. And watching football with my brother Pete afterwards. And fixing turkey sandwiches with cranberries for my mom the next day. And playing tag with my niece and nephew. “So did you get my email with the flight information?”
“And you’ll be there to pick me up?”
“…your brother. They’ll get here before you.”
“Okay. Yay! Okay. I gotta—”
“So…we’re going to do things differenly this year.”
“I know. I’m sorry.” Last year I exploded the pumpkin pie I was trying to make in her oven. It took hours to clean up and even longer for the kitchen to stop smelling, well, burned. “I already ordered a pumpkin pie from The Little Pie Company. “Do you want me to get a sour cream apple walnut for you?”
“I was going to do it but I was afraid of having nuts in the house because Tyler would want some and Jen would be all paranoid—”
“Honey. You don’t have to get a pie—”
“But I want to.”
“I’ve—Alexa, I made friends here just like you wanted.”
“Oh that’s so great! I knew you’d love the neighborhood.” She had just moved to Virginia in April.
“You were right sweetheart. So my friends Cynthia and Neal have been nice enough to invite us to their home for Thanksgiving.”
“…they’re very nice. I met them in church.”
She had just said what was in my book a four letter word. And she knew it.
“Church?! I am not going to church!”
“Alexa Susan, nobody is making you go to church. You’re leaving on Saturday, yes?”
“Yeah but I am not—”
“So how would you be going to church with me on Sunday?”
“Everyone there—they know each other from church—So wait wait. You mean—you’re not making the cranberries with the orange peel?”
“Well honey I can make some for the house. Of course. But they asked me to bring a jello mold for dessert so—”
Okay. This is where I draw the line. “Jello mold?! Did you just say—”
I knew I had just morphed into ‘bratty youngest child’ but I couldn’t help myself. “So I suppose they’re going to have those—greenbeans with Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup and stuffing from Stouffers and—”
“I’m sure Cynthia will have a lovely buffet—
“Everything’s going to come from a can. That’s not Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is is—”
“Honey. Listen. I know you’re disappointed. But this is really important to me. You wanted me—you encouraged me to start a new life for myself.
“Well, this is it. It’s something new for all of us. A beginning.”
Oh I so didn’t like the sound of that.
“Honey. I need your support. Please”
Jesus. I was making my mother beg. “Okay.”
“Of course. Of course”
I hung up and speed-dialed Pete.
“Church friends? We are having Thanksgiving with church friends?!”
“Alexa? Hi Alexa.” It was my sister-in-law Jennifer.
“Did she call and talk to Pete already about this?”
“Pete it’s Alexa,” she said meaningfully with her hand over the receiver.
“…Jen why are you acting weird?”
“I’m not acting weird. Um…so who are you dating?”
Okay now she wasn’t being weird. She was being exactly as annoying as she ever was on this topic. I sighed. “Can I talk to Pete?”
“Sure. Pete! It’s Alexa”
He picked up. “Hey”
“Are we concerned?”
“…about what?” He sounded nervous.
“Oh. Oh. She sounds good.”
“I know she sounds good. But church. Church friends. What, are we going to pray around the table?”
“So if we do it’s five minutes. Close your eyes and think about clothes.”
“I’m serious Pete. Thanksgiving is—it’s ours. It’s for our family. We have traditions and and our way of doing things and—”
“Alexa. We’ve got to trust mom to live her own life. Change is good. It’s good for all of us in fa—”
“PETE!!!!” Jennifer screamed in the background.
“Um. I’ve got to go. Just don’t worry about this, alright? It’ll be fine.” And he hung up.
Okay now I was more than worried. I was freaked. You would freak, wouldn’t you? Church friends?!
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