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A New York Escorts Confessions
Ivory soap—I’m on to you
There’s a peculiar thing about shower design in New York City post-war apartments. Why is it that the soap niche is always placed right smack in the line of fire from the oncoming shower stream? I’m assuming that designers and contractors are familiar with both basic physics and the constitution of soap. The must know that a stream of water projected at a certain angle with a certain force will hit a certain unassuming soap-like target and completely waste it. Which is all the more sad when the sad little soap in question is fancy lemongrass oatmeal soap from Ithaca’s farmer’s market. Was fancy lemongrass oatmeal soap anyway. My bar lasted a mere six days!Could it be that Proctor and Gamble is secretly colluding with American Standard? Ivory, Zest and Camay certainly hold up better against deadly jet streams than your mom and pop variety like Ithaca’s own 17th Century Suds. And of course to further stack the deck, your basic NYC shower is designed to be used with a shower curtain, not door, Which of course limits one’s ability to adjust one’s shower head, unless you’re partial to moats in the bathroom.
I’m trying to hold out against the soap/shower cabal by keeping my second fancy bar (lavender-mint by the way) on the back ledge of the tub instead of in the more handy but clearly more dangerous niche. This is especially hard since I take showers and baths in the dark. But it’s a risk worth taking in the name of supporting America’s small businesses. Let’s just hope I don’t trip.
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Hey Tracey.
I suppose that comes across as odd, huh? I've been doing it since I was a kid. I don't know--I find it comforting, sensual. Some people like candles and bubble bath, but I'm partial to complete darkness.
Well not complete, exactly--the previous tenant of my apartment put those glow in the dark stars up all over the bathroom. So I actually bathe with the whole of the universe looking down on me. It's pretty great!
Alexa
Posted by alexa on Nov 11 12:55PMI can understand the sensuousness of bathing in the dark. Never tried it though. I'll put it on my to do list.
Like sex I suppose, doing it with lights on is great as you get to see your partner, yourself and everything you get up to. But with the lights off the other four senses come into play. How much more arousing to feel, rather than see, an engorged nipple being drawn gently across your chest. Or feel a wet tongue tracing its way along ...
Oooh I got all carried away their.
Alex :)
Posted by Alex on Nov 11 01:54PMAhhh, I get it! Not weird at all. I had wondered if you were renovating your bathroom or something and did not actually have any lights in there! As for the glow in the dark stars/planets - confession time - I love those things!
Posted by tracey on Nov 11 11:53PMOh my god! You take showers in the dark too! I do that occasionally. It's definitely a different experience to not seeing anything and just having the feel and sound of the water.
...Rudy
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Alexa, I do love your blog. I am curious - why do you shower/bathe in the dark?
Posted by Tracey on Nov 11 12:11PM