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A New York Escorts Confessions
Granny-chic?
There’s something about a relative hot spell in November that leaves me feeling a little bit frisky. I crave mini dresses, exposing the nape of my neck, showing a bit of skin.
So today I went over to The Town Shop and bought myself my first pair of thights a.k.a thigh-high tights. I always thought they’d be hard to wear somehow but I loved the way they looked. You see a pretty but primly dressed girl in a short dress. You watch her move down the street. She’s got a little smile on her face, a little secret. And then you see it—her tights stop a mere half inch before her short skirt. It’s such a little tease that flash of skin. There’s something so naughty about it—some kind of reference to school girls in knee socks. It makes me want to suck on a lolly pop. Or something.
Anyway I took my new black thights back to my apartment and had myself a little spin through my wardrobe. What was going to work with my new favorite accessory? I finally picked out a simple black sweater, olive mini and black ankle boots. The golden rule here is not to wear anything else revealing in the ensemble, otherwise you tip the scales too much.
I had to say, I looked pretty good. It was the exact effect I was looking for. I could tell even from the top of the toilet seat, which is where I had to stand in order to get a look at my whole self and my little flash of upper thigh. One of these days I was going to invest in a full-length mirror, I really was
I liked the outfit so much that I thought I’d wear it that night to Cafe Luxemburg where I was meeting someone new. He was a bankruptcy attorney originally from Minneapolis who had moved here only a few months before. I knew he was feeling lonely, displaced, and a little bit out of sorts. That was, of course, because he had yet to see me and my good girl/bad girl thights. Oooh was I going to dazzle him.
I was running a little late but decided to walk instead of taking a cab. It just was so nice outside. And I loved the feeling of the crispness of the air hitting that exposed bit of skin. I strutted. I tilted my chin up. The cute boy in the used book store gave me a thumbs up. The wine store guy arched his eyebrow at me. I saw a bike messenger glance up my skirt then veer a little bit into traffic.
And then suddenly I felt… well, askew. And increasingly colder…was it my imagination or was my right thight slowly working its way down my leg? They both had elastic on the top. It felt secure…—but no way, gravity was definitely having its way with me. Mid thigh, lower thigh, upper knee…
I stopped, reached down and discretely pulled it back in place. Maybe I had twisted the fabric when I pulled it up the first time?
One block later the right thight was now an anklight. Oh my God! I am having a Wardrobe Malfunction.
I was already on 75th. Too far from home too close to the restaurant. Did I have a safety pin? Wait, that would rip them. Tape? Glue? I couldn’t take them off because the skirt would be indecent without them. Then I thought about it. I’d be sitting down for dinner, then probably sitting down in a cab…maybe I could get away with this after all. I reached down and pulled up the wayward thight, secured it with my hand and kept walking. Maybe no one would notice I looked like I was picking my underwear out of my ass.
I got to the restaurant and looked around. “Alexa?” someone said.
He was clean-scrubbed and fresh-faced, sweating lightly from what appeared to be a case of nerves. “Hi. You must be E.E” I reached my hand out to meet his. My thight immediately dropped to the floor in an unattractive clump. He stared at it while still weakly holding my hand. “Um,” I said finally. “Don’t you hate it when that happens?”
E.E pushed up his glasses and said in a barely audible whisper, “Would you excuse me?” And then he quickly left the restaurant.
Oh boy. Do you think that’s what Justin did to Janet?!
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If he was dissuaded by a pair of thigh-highs, he be not a man.
A real man would have knelt down and helped hoist them back into position. Not run out of the damn establishment.
Posted by Jeff on Dec 1 12:37AMYou are so wicked Alexa! Definitely a tease big time yet comical. Hahha.. :D I can totally imagine you walking all sexy down the street one minute and suddenly experience a wardrobe malfunction the next. Don't tell me E.E. really walked out on you because of that? That guy has too be a wuzz. Or maybe the excitement of seeing you was too much for him so he have to go wank off or something. Would love to run into you on the street and experience your wardrobe malfunction first hand! :) Thx!
Posted by Pete from Cal on Dec 1 12:55AMsuspect the guy was just too damn nervous thats all, even a virgin probably :p
Posted by xman on Dec 1 02:47AMIt may be that E.E. dropped something too! What a tease you are,,,,,,,I am surprised he didn’t faint!
Posted by Rex on Dec 1 07:26AMPersonally, I take it as a compliment when a woman can't keep her clothes on in my presence...
*shrugs*
Posted by algor_langeaux on Dec 1 11:40AMI have a pair of thigh highs that have two little strips of this rubbery plastic sewn behind the lace at the top, it helps hold them up.
Or you could invest in a garter belt (also very sexy) and that will absolutly keep this kind of thing from happening again.
I cannot believe that the guy left the restraunt, what a weirdo.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on Dec 1 11:55AMHe left? What a maroon!
That was the perfect opportunity for a good "get to know you" giggle.
That's a shame because those things are fucking hot.
Give them another go Alexa. For my sake.
Posted by J-Mo on Dec 1 04:24PMI've got to go with most of the crowd here.
Of course the one quote that keeps running through my feeble little mind: So Hot, Want to Touch the Hiney.
Posted by phin on Dec 2 12:20AMYou must have gotten the really bad ones... the ones we use for stripping are usually infallible. They have sticky plastic around the top and are very small, but they do leave a red pressure mark around your top thigh for the next 12 hours upon removal. Maybe you just have super-skinny legs? Wrong size?
I just got the sack for throwing water over some insulting prick. Any suggestions for money earners? Clubs you recommend? Sigh. I crave normality.
Posted by mimi on Dec 2 11:08AMOMG, at first I couldn't quit laughing at the mental picture in my head of that damn thing falling down while you were walking down the street. You do have a way with words. Then, to have him just jump up and walk out like that. What a wuss!!!
Don't give up on them just yet. Try some of the double-sided tape. It will work wonders.
Posted by Debby on Dec 2 02:21PMhaha!this is why i cant wear a pair of thigh highs without a garter belt...it never works!
Posted by sarah on Dec 2 04:11PMI wear tights/stockings everyday for work and it's happened tons of times, mostly due to the elastic that tends to snap sometimes..
No biggie, I swear over double-sided tape.. If that guy couldn't appreciate your sexy legs, then he's oh, so not worth it! Ha ha ha!
Posted by Elynne on Dec 9 11:19AMI BET YOUR LEGS ARE SCRAWNY AND BONY AND THATS WHY THE GUY LEFT !!! YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN A PAIR OF THONG PANTYHOSE YOU IDIOT AND THAT WOULD HAVE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM AND STILL KEPT YOU COOL MORON...BUT IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE BRAIN DIM-WITT....HE,HE,HE,HE..."L-O-S-E-R" DEBBY IS A DIKE
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LOL! I have to stand on my toilet to see myself in the mirror too! I keep saying I'll buy a full length but then I think it will only make me obsessive about my looks...then again, better to be vain than to crack my skull on my tub one of these days.
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