Oh my dear God in heaven what a bitch!

Well he's obviously somewhat spineless, or this would be easier.

I can think of a couple of different ways you could go with this:

One way is to act to her, for the entire rest of the trip, as if _she_is imposing on _your_ space by being in the same room with you. Which actually is the truth. Act as sweet and nice as possible; very magnanimous...Here Mrs. P, you can sleep on the side near the window; P has told me how important that is to you... Meanwhile doing your best to make P as happy as possible.

Or, you could pretend that you think this means she wants you all to herself...hang all over her.

Or you could be as gentle and firm as possible in telling P that he has to deal with this somehow; you want a room of your own as agreed, in the same hotel in which they are staying, as agreed. If that means you'll have to find another hotel, so be it. But that's the least-desirable option, as I see it. I would be working as hard as possible to make her as unhappy with her choice as I could, while making him as happy as possible. Ideally without any mayhem, but the world is an imperfect place...

P is obviously a divot, bringing you both along, couldn't he have put you on a different flight? Or if the point of the trip was to be with you, then why did he bring the wife?

Alexa..Alexa..go straight to a seperate hotel...do not pass go. Give them..$200 oh no..euro's..give them $1,000 euros.

Maybe a menage a trois is in the works?

Do what you do best, become the meat in the sandwich. Score both of them.

Great story!! Can't wait to hear if and how a threesome developed...

It seems that this is a situation that boils down to professionalism. You are a professional and deserve to be treated well.You have been professional , handling having to sit in coach, and being put in an awkward position (no pun intended) between a good client and his wife. It sems to me that P would almost appreciate you taking the high road and saying " sorry that was not the agreement and I will be staying in another hotel" it will take the pressure off him that he is obviously getting from mrs p , of course you can still include her in a few bedroom escapades just to show her whos boss!

*waiting with bated breath*

Well, normally I'd recommend getting yourself a taxi to the airport and flying home. But, you're in Prague, and it'd be a shame to waste the trip. I suggest ditching uberbitch and her whipped husband and going out and having some fun of your own.

"I’ve got a couple of valiums ready to slip into her drink."
O_O
Oh dear.

Well, enjoy the trip as best you can, with or without this snippish couple. Who knows if you'll ever get to be in Prague again?

I give a sincere w00t to that. Alexa, awesome story.

I don't understand why people are making Mrs. P to be the bad guy in this story. I don't consider Mrs. P to be unreasonable, bitchy, or crazy. She is reacting in a normal manner (though it is strange for her to insist on bringing you along on the trip). If I had a husband and ever met his mistress, you can bet that I won't exactly be nice to her either. And you can bet that he won't be my husband for much longer.

I am sorry Alexa. I have never judged or condemned your choice of profession. However, you have to accept the circumstances that come with your job. This is one of them. If you have sex with married men, surely at one point his wife will find out and make your life a living hell. You are the mistress. SHE is the Wife. She hates you. She wants to make you and Mr. P miserable. She is within her rights to do so since she is the Wife.

You shouldn't have gone with them to Prague. Didn't you expect that this is what would happen? With the money that you make, I presume that you would have plenty of opportunities to go to Prague. Why on earth did you choose to go now?

If I were you, I'd find some way to get the hell out of there. You're in Prague now, like you wanted. You don't have to spend your time with them. Just leave.

I kind of agree with Toni. It is true I feel that she is in her rights to not want to be kind to you. I imagine she wants nothing more than to make your life a living hell. You could never expect the wives of your clients to accept their use of your service, as I would be hurt and angry if my GF had a man on the side. I would want nothing more than to just make his life a living hell. You are the enemy to her. While he tells you that they had an agreement for an open marriage from the begining is that actually true? Did he address that with her directly or make veiled comments he felt she should understand? You really should have declined the trip, and I do not see why she asked you to come along. The red flags were there. I am not judging you at all (though I have some judgements I reserve for P.) but to expect her to just understand is a fairy tale dream. You should absolutly get out and enjoy the city on your own. I think finding your own way around and your own room is certainly in your best interest.
And there are Jeregano's two cents

Wow...this situation can go wrong in so many ways, so quickly. Hope you listened to the advice of the gallery and have your escape route planned.

Alexa as long as you still have your return plane ticket, I would head to the nearest information place and find some other accomodation. Mrs. P is not going to handle this well, and who knows what she might do. I would not tell them where you are staying but arrange to meet them or contact them later. I hope you did get some names of people to help you there before you left.
P's solution of drugging her is not good either. Since this is acceptable to him there is the possibilty that he might also drug you.
This is a dangerous situation, I don't know what crime of passion laws are like in Prague, but remember you are not in the US, you have have limited rights, and P and Mrs P have far greater resources than you do.
Get somewhere safe and then enjoy the city. See if you can change your ticket home to a different plane than theirs.
You want to get out of this alive and unhurt. I would not trust P . to take care of you or to even have your best interests at heart.
You have been basically enticed into this, and you need to get out.

I live just down (or up, as the case is) the road from your hotel! I think, anyways, you're in Mala Strana, at the fork in the road with the US Embassy?

Oh, and that woman will kill you in a heartbeat.

Get out, while the getting is good.

Unless you think you can turn the wife, get your butt into a pension and forget all about Mr. P this trip -- he hasn't the nuts necessary to protect you. Wifey-poo sounds like she has them, which makes me believe she's also the money manager. That can only spell disaster for you.

Go find a hostel, change your ticket out and get back here, kiddo. Your life is in danger.

OMFG!!!

What a total Biatch!!! I would have slapped her silly!! I am so so sorry for you, Alexa. The cop mirror spy was funny! She deserved that! I cannot believe she's like that! Damn! If I was you I would demand P to get you a room in another hotel. Or to pay for you to get the fuck out of there... What the fuck, he sounds he's a puppy dog to that Biatch!

All I can say to you is Demand, Demand and Demand from that idiot P!

I am so pissed at that P couple now!!! They really put your through hell, I know how it feels to be stuck for hrs between people who are noisy and wanting to constantly go to the b-room... I feel truly sorry!

GET OUT, dar!

sorry, but I gotta disagree with Toni and Jeregano - Mrs. P is being a twat. sure, you're the mistress, but it's not like she didn't know about you. it's not like he said you were "just a friend" or something. she fully knew your purpose on this trip - you were honest with her. the least she coulda done is be honest with you in the US, while you could still do something about it (like, GO HOME).

i see this shit all the time. husband "cheats," wife blames mistress. hello, blame your fucking husband and leave the mistress out of it. as far as i'm concerned, it's their problem, not yours. and neither of them should drag you into shit like this, especially in a foreign country. that's just fucked up.

Prague is a beautiful city, from what i hear. i sure hope you get to enjoy it while you're there...

Go home, immediately. You do not even seem to know the full deal of the situation. No need to find out, either.

Good lord ! What have you gotton yourself into. Darling, leave on the next flight please! One never can tell, things are looking rather dull and dangerous for you.

Wow, I only thought this stuff happened in movies!