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A New York Escorts Confessions
Dud Light, I Said
There’s no question that Bud Light’s “Real men of Genius” campaign is simply stellar. Who can keep a straight face when introduced to “Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner” or “Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardobe Designer” especially with the hilariously crooning back up singer thrown in the mix? I, for one, applauded when whipnet.com put the MP3’s of the commercials on the website. Yippee! I could now laugh and sing along to ditties about “Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer” (You just said doodie!) and “Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor” (Die bugs die!) whenever I wanted. That was until August 26th of this year when whipnet suddenly took them down.
Why you may ask? Because the brilliant lawyers at Anheuser-Busch told them to cease and desist since the use of the material was unauthorized. Hello! You just said ‘dumb ass’! Let’s step back a minute boys. You just put the kabash on 60,000 mp3’s downloaded DAILY i.e. 60,000 possible buyers of your product—PER DAY.
One of the disappointed fans, Jarred, put it succinctly:
Whipnet presents Real men of genius (real men of genius)
Today we salute you mr. Budweiser marketing guy (you are a stupid mo-o-ron)
To the man who spends millions of dollars on advertising he doesn’t want people to hear. (don’t listen to our commercials)
Free? I don’t think so. In fact… I don’t think at all. ( I forgot what I’m doing)
Keep on begging for our product America, you can’t have it. In fact we want you to buy our competitors beer. (what are we selling anyway?)
So crack open an ice cold Coors, or whatever, oh maestro of the marketing committee… but make sure nobody sees you.
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About those mail-order brides. Ever seen the catalogs for the brides? I have. It's crazy shit! You get to see them all in bikinis and it has their names and their interests and their measurements... Crazy shit, man.
The Rolling Stone magazine used to have ads in the back for the mail-order agencies, and I one time had to fill out an elaborate voicemail request to prove I was a male and in the market (neither of which are true) in order to have the catalog sent to me.
HMM. Might be time to do that again.
Posted by scribe called steff on Oct 4 12:11PMwow, it appears that stupidity CAN get you far...*sigh*
here's to the lapdog..er..i mean president....
scribe, i didn't know that. hm..looks like i shall be doing some...*looks around* researching. :)
Posted by Moni on Oct 4 07:28PMPreservation of trademarks or not, AB could have done something less stringent than requiring them to remove the mp3's... Those things are very funny - I for one don't drink AB products anymore!
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So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.
As strange as it may sound, I've never really truly bared myself in front of any of my clients. For all that they've seen, they've never seen me be me. And for all that I've seen, I simply need to share it with you!
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