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A New York Escorts Confessions
Boys, you may have already known that being fat makes your penis look shorter. But did you know that a penis retracts 1 inch for every 35 lbs. of extra fat? Maybe there is hope for the man with the 2” cock after all… (For all of you sensitive boys, don’t worry. This link won’t challenge your masculinity since it doesn’t have pictures of another man’s member.)
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Well, as a gastric bypass patient who has lost over 180 pounds, let me tell you that is only partially true... (I should be knocking things off shelves by now...)
The "fatpad" over your pubic bone does create a shorter appearance, and losing weight DOES help tremendously....
but, sadly, the regaining lost inches thing does stop at some point....
Posted by DisappearingJohn on Aug 15 04:48AMI beleive it.
You see these fat dudes at the gym, and not that you're looking, but you can't help but notice they're packing about an inch of dick surrounded by blubber.
Now that's got to be hot for the ladies.
Posted by J-Mo on Aug 15 01:53PMFirst, a Dr. Ruth quote:
“Men ask me all the time if there isn’t some way of making their penises bigger. I know of only one way to do this, and I’m only passing it on because it actually also promotes good health. Although most of the penis is visible, part of the penis is buried beneath the skin and is called the crus. If a man has a lot of fat in his public area, then more of the length of the penis is buried beneath the skin. With weight loss, some of that can be reversed so that a greater portion of the penis becomes exposed; thus, it can be said to ‘grow.’ The rule of thumb doctors use is one inch of penis length gained for every 30 pounds of excess weight lost. (Sorry to all you skinny guys, but losing extra weight won’t help you.)”
-- Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Sex for Dummies, p. 22
(Hey, don't laugh, it's a good book!)
Obese men's penises (penii?) also have two liabilities at work. Not only do we deal with the crus/penis issue, but we also usually have a lot of fat in the area where pubic hair grows (the pelvic bone, I think?), and the potbelly. These large collections of fat throw off the perspective by comparison, making our penises appear even smaller in perspective. It helps when we're erect, but still, it's a bit humiliating.
Could you imagine how successful weight loss efforts, and efforts to prevent weight gain, would be if this one particular fact had the hell advertised out of it?
"Weight Watchers. Lose 10% of your body weight and add 10% of your dick size!"
"Jenny Craig's for Men, Too. 'Cause Jenny Wants Some Lovin' in Her Oven, and You Need a Longer Baster."
;-)
Posted by Anonymous Obese Man on Aug 15 10:44PMI was wonderin' where my penis size went. I can tell a difference after losing some weight. Not only does you stamina increase, but so does the depth of penetration.
But the bodybouncer sounds like an interesting toy.
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So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.
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the little bodybouncer animations are priceless. finally a sex toy for injury prone lazy people.
Posted by j on Aug 15 04:34AM