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A New York Escorts Confessions

Pen Pals: Epilogue

Remember the Brit who had a special friend he’d been dating for a month? He recently sent me an email describing what happened after he received my advice. Here is our subsequent conversation.

Hi Alexa,

My time as a punter (UK term for client) however is over. That
client you mentioned, the only one you ended up having to tell ‘its
for the money only’, well that’s going to be me six months down the
line. Talking to you kinda flushed it out for me — what I need just
ain’t for sale, if indeed it can even be bought.

I told my friend I wasn’t going to be seeing her again, I gave her
my number & email…

You probably won’t be shocked to hear she has used neither.

The money was never the problem, Alexa, I’d have quite happily paid
till the cows came home. It was the moment she left my house, and I
really didn’t want her to go, all the time knowing she wouldn’t be
giving me a second thought.

Time to find something else to spend the cash on!

I’ve got another year before my divorce comes through, so it’s just
me and Palmela Handerson for now :-(

Take care of yourself,
A

Here’s to the beauties of Pamela Handerson…

Comments

Pamela Handerson. I honestly have never heard that one before.

Posted by J-Mo on Feb 17 01:40PM

He doesn't sound too happy. Sometimes things don't work out.

You've never heard the term Pamela Handerson before, J-Mo? I am assuming you do know what it means.

Side note, I used to know a nurse that was nicknamed Pamela Handerson. She was the most popular sponge bath nurses in the hospital.

Posted by Yoggie on Feb 17 01:53PM

Ok, call me naive... but I don't know what Pamela Henderson means.

Posted by CanadianCorona on Feb 17 03:10PM

I guess it, but I wasn't familar with the term.

Number 10 on this list.
1 Badger the witness
2 Bash the bishop
3 Baste the turkey
4 Beat up shorty
5 Beef-strokin'-off
6 Burp the worm
7 Choke the chicken
8 Clean your Rifle
9 Clear the snorkel
10 Date Pamela Handerson

Posted by ra on Feb 17 03:27PM

Of course, it was my bad reading skills.. too much word recongnition. I had misread it to be Henderson, instead of Handerson. Makes more sense now.

Posted by CanadianCorona on Feb 17 05:07PM

it's Palmela Handerson. as in, PALMela HANDerson. that should make it easier for those of you out there. ;)

Posted by d on Feb 17 05:08PM

I so worship you my goddess. happy late valentines day to you.

thanks so much for your advocacy. i think the world of you.

xxooooo

Posted by vadergrrrl on Feb 17 09:54PM

i tried to comment but hit some limit or something - it didn't work. so i put it in my own newly started blog...

http://www.bloglines.com/blog/rover?id=12

Posted by rover on Feb 18 04:24AM

Oh there's more than those 10 euphemisms :) My friend Adam sent me this list. I had no idea there were that many expressions for masturbating (for women, especially).

http://users.tpg.com.au/phrantic/files/amusing/Masturbation.txt

Posted by Daniel on Feb 18 05:08AM

I realize that you do not meet with your readers, but would you recommend anyone else that is of your caliber? Thanks and keep up the good work.

Posted by Craig McGuigan on Feb 18 03:15PM

.......and don't forget Pam's 5 Sisters!!

Posted by Frankie The Flake on Feb 18 08:25PM

hmm, it's the first time I've ever heard of PALMela HANDerson :P

Posted by Michelle on Feb 19 04:13AM

How about
Madam Palm and her 5 wonderful daughters
The 5 knuckle shuffle

Posted by steveR on Feb 19 12:29PM

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