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Castration

Continuing the theme of men who do stupid things with their body

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today… It was reported that the man told his friends: “If Wales win I’ll cut my own balls off.”

After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

He can’t win a Darwin Award because he’s still alive, but at least he cut himself out of the gene pool…

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He showed it to his friends?

Posted by Jalal on Feb 8 12:29PM

Sigh. Men and their balls. At least he doesn't have to reach inside his pants to play with them now.

-G

Posted by Garrison Steelle on Feb 8 12:51PM

What an idiot. A Drunken Idiot.

Posted by J-Mo on Feb 8 01:06PM

Actually, the whole point of the darwin awards is that you cut yourself out of the gene pool, you don't have to kill yourself (it's just that most of the time you do) so this guy is totally up for one.

Posted by PM on Feb 8 01:11PM

Now I know why the Poms love Welsh jokes.

Posted by Adam on Feb 8 02:55PM

Hard to believe that is humanly possible, but every day I learn something new!!

Hope the stupid bastard develops a nasty infection and loses the rest of his manhood!!

At least he won't be reproducing, as mentioned earlier!!

Posted by Dr. Germ on Feb 8 04:02PM

I read that story in the paper earlier and it made me feel distinctly "odd" for a good few minutes... the thought that a man would actually do that to himself beggars belief.

Posted by lord of doom on Feb 8 06:02PM

*Crosses legs & winces*

More testicle related shenanigans here in the UK. A sobering reminder for Alexa's gentlemen readers...

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=2599

Posted by BritGuy on Feb 8 06:40PM

It takes balls to cut off your own - if not brains. That's fucking hardcore.

Posted by RuKsaK on Feb 8 11:35PM

Unfortunately...
He probably already has about 8 children...

Posted by Monkey on Feb 9 12:51AM

Actually, the guy is mentally unstable, was on medication, shouldn't have been drinking and is in a critical condition in hospital...

But yes, it is both dumb and funny...

Posted by Lt on Feb 9 03:50AM

The guy beyond being drunk, it was later reported is actually mentally ill and on lots of mediaction for it.

Fact -- He shouldn't have been drinking

Fact -- Making fun of people with mental illnesses is pretty classless.

Posted by oscar on Feb 9 06:45AM

Classless but fun, yes.

Posted by JasonC on Feb 9 07:31AM

Although very few things can actually shock me, the strange things people are capable of doing never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by David on Feb 9 08:38AM

PM is right. He is definately a contender for a Darwin Award

Posted by ralph on Feb 9 03:15PM

Nice male black master or slave 4 rent.

Posted by rob on Aug 8 06:18PM

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