I agree - those pictures defy comment! I am particularly fascinated to see the child that finally emerges from the smoking bride. I suspect it'll look like something out of "Deliverance". Duelling banjos anyone?

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Despite many "wrongs" in the photo, the couple look so happy together, thats what matters...they look like they must have been through alot together

I am too appalled to make a caption for the pictures. But, as another commenter said, they both look happy, and a child in a happy home tends to be happy. If the child does not get lung cancer and dies before the child learns to be happy. Oh that was bad, was that just a bit snippy. Sorry about that. That Calvin Klien jacket sure looks nice and her Gucci dress does too. See that was really not very nice. I will just shut up now yall.
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Hey don't be dissing on the Choco-dillos (Chocolate covered twinkies). You couldn't get any higher class than if Wolfgang Puck dipped them himself.

Ya know...if you're going to Photoshop a picture, at least make sure the groom doesn't have more than 2 arms!

"Shucks sis, weren't nuthin. I'm glad Fido here could give ya that youngin yer wantin'." :P

"These are Hostess products. This is what your family could look like if you eat nothing but Hostess products. Any questions?"

We just met last night and here I are, married! So, what happens in Gatlinburg, stays in Gatlinburg.

Gee, sis, we're finally getting married. I hope we'll be as happy as aunt ma and pa.

Yee ha. reminds me of home

Is it really terrible of me that I find the Tower of Hostess Treats hugely appealing?

Mmmmmm... Suzy-Q's.......

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE!

That's bu-te-full (I can't spell). That's kinda looks like my dad's wedding to my step-mother the 2nd time he married her (w/o the preggo part), not kidding :-(

I think the perfect wedding would be at an all-you-can eat Chinese buffet, that would rock on so many levels!

Aw, I thought you've been to a wedding. Then I looked closer, and thought, Alexa knows a really ugly guy, ooh, and the bride's very pregnant.

THEN I realised it wasn't a wedding you'd been to (or was it...?)

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. I can see both in there.

hey Alexa,

have you ever been in love? what if you were? what if it was a guy (or girl) who was not wealthy?

The dog is nice. That is all I can say.

Whoa!! My friend had the same idea as their wedding cake. Hers came out so much cooler than that though, check "The Spite Cake" out here: http://wendystarr.textamerica.com/?r=1984642

"The Perfect Wedding"

incest is best, let's put it to the test!

Wow, you went to Killington? So did I! I went and stayed with a friend from college. Scarry, I probably passed you on the hill, and didn't even know it...

"I promise ya honey, once Lee Roy gets the typewriter fixed my picture will be right up next to Maureen Dowd's! Then we can move up to Manhatten and within a year this will be all forgotten; we'll be elite new yawk citiers! Just don't forget to burn all these pictures, ya hear?"

i find everything abt the couple at the wedding funny but i like the dog though bcoz i always like rotties :)

You know, when I first looked at the photo I thought the "groom" was an ugly butch dyke with a bad mullet. I'm still not sure it isn't.

The next thing that came to mind was a phrase I once heard a country music radio station DJ make a listener repeat. It went like this: "I'm a toothless, dumb ass, cousin-humpin', country bumpkin and I listen to WYRK."

Won't the groom be surprised when that mixed-race baby pops out. ;-)

You know I'm trying to think of something to contribute, but I just can't figure out where to start! I will say this though: the dog looks embarrassed.

That's not icing on those hostess treats... ^_~

Those photos should be used as a promo for the Redneck Wedding on the Jerry Springer show.

Well, being born and raised in Kentucky I think it looks like a lovely wedding! If ever I could get a woman drunk enough long enough to agree to marry me this is the type of beautiful ceremony I hope to have and I know my family would enjoy. LOL Just kidding! (About this being the type of ceremony I want, not the wanting to get someone drunk enough to agree to marry me eventually or the being from Kentucky.)

"Wedding party confused as to which side of church to sit on"

"Gene pool in need of Chlorination"

"Philip Morris corporation team up with Anheiser-Bush and trojan condoms to launch new awareness campaign"

"PETA Newsletter: Dog subjected to humilating photo shoot"

"America: Still embarrased by the south"

Where in God's name did those pictures come from?

it was a lvasish shotgun weddinf ever held in the ozarks, peopleame from all over the appalachian trail to see their wodpile relation get hitched, roped, and ,hog tied,and oh by the way , after this shot emmulou was evaced otu because she was giving birth before reception

Yikes! Thats exactly one of them things that will never, NEVER happen in Europe. At least the bride's dress ain't too ugly (but those flip flops! FLIP FLOPS! My parents already scold me for wearing Flip Flops to school, but at a wedding? As the Bride???)

This has the feel of a UFO sighting. I think these are actors dressed up for a scene of dark comedy. Even if the wedding is real, this is too perfect and the couple must have done themselves up as a joke. Maybe they share an over the top sense of humor. In front of a trailer! The cigarette. The bride may or may not be pregnant but I'm betting the groom is wearing false ugly teeth. I can't prove this but I'm convinced.

are those photoshopped? because the dog in the first photo looks suspiciously small and strangely out of place. it doesn't look very real.

First comment: "You might be a redneck if you take your wife to the bowling alley to celebrate her 13th birthday"...comes to mind. Secondly: what a waste of good Twinkies!!!