Hahahahaha! That's really funny. Anyways, I'm glad you choose not to agree with his strange request. I didn't want to know you as Alexa-The Dog Fucker.

thank god you decided to turn it down, i think my stomach would have turned inside out had you not

Suck on my Lab? Ewwwwww! I thought he would just want to smear some jam in your cooch or something and have Fido lick it out... which sounds disgusting enough.

Oh thank god you said no! EEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK>

ugh. mr. laura's boxer dog gets GREEN crud on his weenie. i can't even look at that green-coloured ketchup without wanting to vomit. 'suck on' his Lab? oh, yuk. i'm sure you'll never look at a labrador retriever the same way again... bleah.

Recently addicted reader, first time commenter.

When I read the first edition of "Puppy Love", I couldn't help but remember the bit in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", wherein Janeane Garofalo's Dr. Abby is telling the caller "It's okay to love your pet, just don't LOVE your pet. Okay? Repeat after me: them. Us. Them Us."

I think John failed to make the distinction.

Excellent decision on your part.

alex -- you still going to sleep with john though?...

alex --- how much to come down to hotlanta for a night? i have 2 pugs. kidding...

tawk to me.

Now that the question of "Would you do it?" has been answered, we are left to wonder, "What does he do with his own pets?"

WOW...what an experience...

And I guess it does make you think, huh?

I never thought that I would do anything to an animal (sexually), but the whole 5 digit pay, and the financial situation I'm in...well...I hate to say it, but maybe I wouldve done it.

Just saying it freaks me out, but I guess you never know how to deal with a certain cituation until it arises. Hmmm...

I suppose that's the right choice, but you know, I was really hoping to hear that story.

Yes, I admit it. I am a sick fucker. B^)

Oh hallelujah you said no. The thought is just... ugh.

the question is really what does the dog want too? is this thing really a 'dog-love' or a 'love-dog' or something else..he! since we know of people who are so madly in love of their pooch that thay may go to the extent...thats their boundry. Now that you have made up your mind...aint it all abt getting something for the mullah you get.

another probable senario--- own a dog, like em' love em'. love im more...love im more and more for its your dog...then cross the boundry...it becomes the master, and you its doggy...woah...what do we get here..dog-eat-dog-cum-world !!

$10000 could save dozens of lives in a third world nation, you wouldn't fuck a dog to save dozens of lives?

I'm glad you didn't do it. I'm not sure how much someone would have to offer to pay me for me to consider it.

Everyone's got thier own limits, interspecies is mine.

Ewwww is right! This guys has more problems that I thought. I'm happy you siad no.

Funny thing though (not to make light of this situation), on Family Guy a few days ago on Adult-Swim the episode "Screwed The Pooch" aired in which Brian (the the dog) supposedly gets Sea Breeze (Lois' father's dog) pregnant. At the end of the episode, the dog has the pups and they are obviously not Brians. Let's just say it is a scene reminiscent of the "pod dog" in the 1978 version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That scene from the movie still gives me the creeps.

Whew!

Your personal limits are unmeasurable. Even if someone gives $10million, it is not worthwhile to pursue something that you dislike in the first place. Glad you didnt do it.

In many states, beastiality in any form is illegal AND considered abusive to the animal.

Now you can move on, though.

-G

~as I was reading this aloud in my house my choco-lab Mushroom caught wind of what I was saying out loud and said that these young pooches these days have really changed since he was a pup 12 years ago, and in dog years that makes it 84 years ago, he said when he was a young lab no male lab would consider a human for sex...they strictly stcuk with young poodles and terriers~

Oh Alexa, I'm sure that in your line of work you're asked to do all sorts of strange things and I'm sure that sometimes you comply with them. But fucking a animal is just so gross. Why doesn't this guy just cut you out as the middleman and suck his own dog's dick? It seems that's what he really wants to do all along. Maybe he can get a female dog and have sex with it too.

So, you turned it down. Good enough!! I like you point on 'normal' dog lovers. I think this guy doesn't really know how to love his friend at all!

Oh god...you have no idea how entertained I am. Some day I'll blog about some of my freaky clients. At least you keep your sense of humor. :-)

I have to agree with PK. What does he do with the dog when he is on his own. You may have to call the SPCA on this guy. So every time this guy has gone down on you he is fantasizing that the Lab had already been there?? wtf?

Heh. I was kind of looking forward to the story, too. And that's funny that I actually know the other guy who wanted to hear it too from another place long ago. Great minds, or something like that...

Stan! Dude! Long time...

Us sick fuckers need to stick together.

Phew! Good decision. Beastiality is not something I'd want on my CV

OMG i'm so glad you said no. What a foul request-no matter how much money was involved =)

I know they say "man's best friend"...

...and I don't think most folks mean doggy style to be taken that literally.

That's one strange individual.

The fact that he wanted to go down on you after he and the dog finished is the part that befuddles me. I've mulled over part one of the story for a while, but part two definitely brings this to a close. What a pervert.

I don’t know how much of this is true and really I don’t care it is beside the point. That money is nothing. If you’re what you say, you should be milkin that out of your sugardaddy/ies.

If you truly are an escort at the level of class you claim, you should know a few things about escorting mainly the forums (Boards) set up on the net for girls that work in specific major cities such as yours. These boards are set up by escort services and are used by agencies and independent escorts. Even if you don’t use them yourself your name and type of service would more then likely be mentioned some place within it, such as the reviews!!

The reviews is where the clients get the chance to post about the escorts and the services they provided. It is away to make sure the girls that up sell or give false info get exposed. The clients will say if the picture or description was accurate and how you acted (Professional or Unprofessional). The boards are for clients mainly even though escorts can have ads in them and contact info (profile).

I wonder what a dogs review would sound like??

Maybe something like this: “Alexa reminds me of that beach hottie you always lusted to hump the leg on but felt she was out of your league. She was a real genuine steak *T-Bone* She is a very naughty doggie and takes control from the get go and you'd better fasten your leash. Her butt is as smooth as can be, her eyes are blue and mesmerizing. She truly could be a blue ribbon Alpo model, absolutely flawless. Me being a bigger dog (3'2", 90 lbs) had no problems mounting her, the view from behind is "Dog Damn Beauiful" Her French skills are excellent, and she likes to mix up positions. She is also very "vocal" howled like a bitch in heat on a moonlight night! I would recommend Alexa to any of my friends, but first I want seconds!

God bless my Master... Scooby doo”

Alexa, it is all in fun! but if you’re an escort you know these forums exist even tho they are hard to find. But countless clients use them plus the escorts and services use them to build a portfolio so to say, because business men that come into town use them constantly and use them to find girls they might of lost contact with by posting and asking if anyone has seen a certain girl or know where she can be found.

God I love your Humor Alexa - Have a doggy goodtime baby!

At first blush, the fact that you would even consider this is ridiculous. On second thought, its entirely appropriate. You make the hooker life sound oh so appealing on the web. Unfortunately, justify it however you like--you sell your body for money. You sleep with whatever disgusting man has the cash. I don't care who refers them. Like most prostitutes, you can screw up only once. Someone with one funky germ can kill you. Why not screw a dog?

thanks for the comment larry. i'm sorry but i don't see how being asked to have sex with a dog is appealing. if you find that appealing, then you may need some help...

Nicely done, Alexa. I wouldn't read your blog anymore if I thought you would ever do something like that. Bestiality is one of those things that SO cross the line. Although we don't know each other, you do stimulate my curiosity and as a fellow human being I can't help but be concerned - do you have unprotected sex often? B/c it sure sounds like it. Doesn't that worry you? No, I'm not judging, by the way. Funny thing - I was told when I was younger that I looked just like Ralph Maachio. (...just found this blog yesterday and I think it's funny and insightful - a rare combination)
Happy New Year!

you would have thought a paying cock, is a paying cock..just close your eyes and fake it... like usual !! LOL

Hi all

Couldn't give a bugger (sic)about whether it happended or not. Alexa is a big girl...she can take care of herself for sure...

But she all got you guys involved and talking...good work Alexa.

I'm so glad you decided against it, not that I didn't think that you would. It would have really given you nightmares or something, I'm sure, LMAO! Good decision!

You used good judgement there. But I just have to ask since I'm not an experienced porn watcher...

I can understand a guy being able to mount a poor defenseless animal but I never could fathom how a male dog could ever be enticed into and taught how to have sex with a woman. The best I've ever seen them do is hump my leg.

keep your dog fucking journal away from the rapehammer. it doesn't swing that way.

Ew. Call the ASPCA on that nasty man!

Alexa,

It's my assumption that you, as an escort, have seen your share of men who are uncircumsized.

*Pause* Let's let that settle for a moment.

I apologize if that's an inappropriate question, but I am curious as to whether it makes a difference, and which you prefer. Would you recommend a man getting circumsized?

Beastiality...that's just sick. For anyone to be turned on by that is just plain whacko.

But as the poster above commented, she elicited the ton of comments she was seeking.

Glad you passed on that- that's some sick shit.

Perhaps your guy and the guy from this story should go bowling together.

http://www.xposed.com/xploding/a_truly_sick_guy.aspx

Now you're really stretching...maybe you should turn on some TV and get some believable stories...fucking a dog? come on...if any man has that much money to spend, they're certainly not paying some whore to fuck their dog.

lol! Alexa, you should send Larry to this job! He sounds like he's rip-roaring and ready to go!

Alright, Alexa, enough of the ride of the dog fucking story! You have milked this one long enough...

POST!!!

(How did you like the inuendo's!)

:-)

That would've brought a whole new meaning to the term "doggy-style".

I'm with jer on this one... the fact that he wanted to lick up his dog's spunk afterwards throws the story into a whole new light. ew! ... ew! ew! ew! i am thoroughly grossed out. and i think it *is* abusive to the animal, although he'd probably be enjoying it... & how do u figure out to yourself that u want to do that anyway...? the guy, i mean. how can u figure out that u want to watch your dog fucking a woman? its beyond me.

Um, i posted that previous comment not 'santinonero'... me! shortie... http://bixshortie.bravejournal.com... i think your comments system messed up. just to let u know! x

You have some rather interesting people on your clientele roll. These guy needs a straightjacket, nothing else.

Oh my, I knew straight people were more demented then gay boys. :-)

Wow.. if he asked you to do that, imagine the things he does with his dog on a regular basis behind closed doors..

Don't knock it till you've tried it. I service my rottie almost every day and he's never made me sick or knocked me up ;).