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Puppy Love

“Hello?”

“Hi, Alexa. This is John M_.”

“Oh, hi John. Nice to hear from you again. Can you hold on one second please?” I put down a bag of fresh fruit as I step into my apartment.

“Yes. Well, I was wondering if you’d be available for a session this weekend.”

“Sure. What time were you thinking?”

“Would Saturday afternoon work for you?”

“Yes. What time?”

“Well… Um… You see… I have this… ah… special request.”

“What kind of request?”

“Hmm… I have this Labrador retriever of mine and well…”

“Yes?”

“I wanted to watch you having sex with it.”

“Oh!”

Ordinarily, I’d just hang up. But in this case, I couldn’t because John’s a regular who usually spends a lot of money on me. Even with a regular client, I’d have immediately said no — the thought of having sex with a dog is repugnant to me! :P

But John tempted me by offering an obscene amount of money for performing an obscene act. And to be polite, I told him that I’d think about it and call him back in a couple days. (Well, maybe the money wasn’t so obscene, but it is in the low five digits.)

So what do you think I should do? (I’m still 99% inclined against it.) Also, do you have any suggestions on how to turn him down if that’s what I decide to do? I’d hate to lose a regular like him…

Comments

I don't know...could get ruff.

Posted by Sherriff on Jan 5 06:18PM

hmm low 5 digits is still 5 digits! but maybe u could just tell him that u do have ur limits and would rather not go through with it - if i were him i'd have more respect to you if u told me that - good luck!

Posted by xman on Jan 5 06:21PM

Boy, is THAT the start of a slippery slope! I'd have to recommend against it.

Posted by Ben on Jan 5 06:22PM

Two comments: first of all, you "licked" this posting at 6:06, and this would be the fourth response already, which shows you the hold this blog has on some people, me included. Secondly: you drew the line at somebody peeing on you, or violating you with human waste in another way, but there's a 1% door open on this? Because of the pay? No further comment. This guy won't go elsewhere.

Posted by David T on Jan 5 06:27PM

EW! Don't do it Alexa. I agree with Ben and the slippery slope. Soon he'll ask you to do it with a horse- or an elephant.

Posted by Toni on Jan 5 06:28PM

How would that even work??

Posted by AK on Jan 5 06:31PM

That's one lucky pooch. And there was me thinking I was spoiling my dog by feeding him steak once a week!

Posted by FatBloke on Jan 5 06:33PM

EW! Don't do it. Tell him that you spoke to a friend who tried it before and she got a funky infection so you don't want to risk losing business....make up something but just don't do it. It would be a waste of your time.

Posted by Keish on Jan 5 06:34PM

low 5 figs is a hell of a lot of cash.

once

why not, hell of an experience as well

GWB

Posted by GangsterWhiteBoy on Jan 5 06:36PM

When Iwas in hogh school I walked in on my cousin and her dog having a loving moment.....it can be done....but is it really worth it? You have to remember it won't be the only time once you have done it..he will keep asking you.......

Posted by Dhr521 on Jan 5 06:48PM

Well, I once knew a girl who had her pussy licked by a cat. Maybe not quite the same thing, but then again, the only pay SHE got was an orgasm.

Yes, she came (not hard, but she got off nonetheless).

Go with what your instinct tells you.

Posted by Anya on Jan 5 06:51PM

I'm a believer in trying everything once. Worst case, you say "You know, I can't do that again" and hope he still wants you back.

Best case, it ain't that bad, and you make a lot of money for one odd afternoon.

And hell, I'd pay you just to tell me the story afterwards.

Posted by Karl Elvis on Jan 5 07:15PM

Okay, if I were in urgent need of cash...I would do it. But, I think that you're not desperate need for money-so don't risk your dignity. It's a very degrading request and you would just humiliate yourself by doing it.

Posted by Bella on Jan 5 07:19PM

I'm gonna have to say you shouldn't do it. It seems like the only reason you are even considering it 1% is the 5-digit payoff factor. Do you really need the money that badly that you're willing to do something you find repugnant? And it probably is possible to get some kind of nasty infection.

Posted by BytchInNY on Jan 5 07:20PM

There are some things no amount of money can surplant.

If he's that good of a customer, if he truly values his time with you, he'll accept the truth and move on. You DON'T want to create the impression that you can be walked all over if enough cash is on the table.

-G

Posted by Garrison Steelle on Jan 5 07:22PM

What's the old saying... "You make love to a lot of women but then you suck one guy's dick and your a cocksucker for the rest of your life" Don't be known as a dogfucker!

as for an excuse... won't "I can't fuck a dog" suffice?

Posted by mjh on Jan 5 07:50PM

Which do you love more, the money or your bondaries? If its the former than have at it, if its the later then don't. I don't imagine that one regular really makes that much difference in the long term - it strikes me that you wouldn't have much problem attracting more regulars so it comes down to a matter if boundaries and personal sanity. It doesn't sound to me that you really want to do it - after all if the money wasn't that high I think we wouldn't even be having the conversation, would we?

Posted by bozzkins on Jan 5 07:51PM

Look what happend to Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace.

She starred in a film called Dog Fucker before she went onto performing in one of the most well known porn classics.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184673/

Remember to get lassie to put on a condom at least......

Posted by Sideshow on Jan 5 07:53PM

I wouldn't do that -- sounds like you don't want to either.

Posted by shane on Jan 5 07:56PM

will you be doing it doggie style?

ah, that was so over the top bad... and low brow and cheap... it was wonderful.

Posted by chongo on Jan 5 08:00PM

Well, I think he will ask you again. I don't think respect is the issue. He's a regular, so clearly he holds you in some regard and you wouldn't have him as a repeat if he was a jerk.

And I don't think he'll stop calling you if you don't - just maybe not as often.

There doesn't appear to be anything depraved or abusive in the request,

SO if the money is sufficient, then go for it. But do yourself a favor - save at least half of it immediately. After the act there may be a temptation to spend it all as a way of "erasing" the act. If you do, the money will be gone but the memory will remain....

And if you don't, I'm sure someone else will.

Posted by UV on Jan 5 08:41PM

Honey, I know the money is tempting, but I'd pass on this one if I were you. Just think of it this way...would you be able to live with yourself afterward?

Maybe you could just wet your pants or something. I did that for a client once. Of course, I was only awarded a low 4 figures for that, but still.

Posted by chad on Jan 5 08:52PM

Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

If you turned down the 9-fingered madame and her Russian Mafia henchman, then you can turn down this guy. He is not the last client you're ever going to have. And, I mean, say what you will about the Russians, but even they wouldn't have asked you to get violated by a dog for $20,000.

Don't you have a stockbroker client who can help you get that kind of money legitimately?

Posted by CaptPike on Jan 5 09:16PM

Hey, well if u don't wanna do it but still go ahead, he might call u for seconds and its not gonna end so think about it... anyways check out this website for more info on well sex with dogs... and no i dont do dogs..i jsut stumbled upon this site :)

www.beastmatch.com

Posted by VoodooWaNk3r on Jan 5 09:41PM

I say ditch the guy completely - he clearly has no respect for you at all, regular or not. Just because he pays you for your time and efforts, it doesn't make you nothing more than a toy. You're still a human, with dignity and pride. You let the dog give you a bone, and you will lose those things, as well as your own self respect.

Posted by wfm on Jan 5 09:48PM

hey A,
not even thinking about this case --- take the money/pay out of this and ask yourself: "Would I do it?"

If your answer is yes (again, not thinking about the situation), then you know. If you the answer is maybe, put the money back into it.

Personally, I wouldn't and I do not think I would for 5 digits. But that's me and that's me saying this without actually being in the situation. Money makes people do many things; bad, crazy, fun, weird, sad, great, and wonderful things. Where is the boundry? Everything in life has been defiened by somebody before us and labled black and white. There are not many gray areas anymore. While I think doing sexual things with animals belongs into the black area, I know that this black label was put on by somebody. It's up to you A - but remember, money is not everything in life. Looking yourself in the mirror with a smile and a good feeling can be worth more than 5 digits...

Posted by romeoch on Jan 5 09:59PM

Wait, so this man wants his dog to fuck you-- while he watches you? And then some time in the future, he is going to put his penis where his dog’s penis once was?

What a sicko. Also, don’t fuck dogs. Really. It’s a bad idea..

Posted by Andrew Cory on Jan 5 10:21PM

DO NOT DO IT!

Hon, no amount of money is worth that.

Posted by bernie on Jan 5 10:52PM

dude, suck the dog off. stop being such a baby.

Posted by john@hotmail.com on Jan 5 10:53PM

From what little I know of bestiality (from online reading only, mind only) I know that dogs have this thing on their penis called "the knot" that expands and essentially locks them into the woman (or female dog). I've also heard that this can be painful for women, especially with paws flailing and the dog going at it as they do. There are only a few ways to safely (and painlessly) detach oneself from the dog once the knot is erect-- 1.) letting the dog finish, and 2.) somehow turning the dog off enough so that he loses the erection. The latter seems like a difficult task, what with communication being as it is.

I'm not sure this information is helpful or not, but it doesn't hurt to at least unstand some of the mechanics involved before you make a decision.

My opinion: Fucking a dog is for a very "special" type of person. If you fit the bill, hey, go nuts...no one's gonna stop you. But if you don't see yourself in that light (i.e., as a dogfucker), you should probably steer clear of canine lovemaking.

Posted by Jarrod on Jan 5 11:05PM

Putting your own personal feelings aside... do you *really* want to put the poor pooch through that experience as well? Remember, the mentality of a dog on average is that of a two to three-year-old child....

Posted by lady_adel on Jan 5 11:54PM

Uhm Alexa I would have to say girlfriend don't do it, no amount of money is worth that but I'm sure you already know that from the 99% statement. lol @ the first comment... ruff, haha!

Posted by Star on Jan 6 12:40AM

Ditto what mjh said....

But if you do, make sure the dog wears those 'booties' over his paws....

Posted by chip on Jan 6 12:54AM

lol hhmmmmm, as i try to use my fingers 1 2 3 4 5 shitttttttttt thats some mighty fine $$$$$$$ well girl long as the dog has brushed its teeth, and u promis to invest the cash in blue chips for your retierment y the hell not i say.

Posted by jack on Jan 6 01:36AM

alex -- A TON -- and i mean a ton of frikken ridiculous funny responses -- my ribs are aching... or are my ribs aching from getting donkey kicked -- my frat brother offered me a beer bong to sleep with a donkey... her name was betty...

anyhoo -- i don't think you should sleep with the dog unless the figure is either high 5 figures. or $50K. you need to set a frikken high water mark. throw this dog a bone why don't ya....

i've heard that i'm so good looking that i could give a dog a bone...

seriously though alex -- set your limit. and give us the offer amount. c'mon....

talk to us. tawk to me.

- chinese character

Posted by will su on Jan 6 02:43AM

chongo -- dude you made me piss myself with that comment -- WOULD YOU DO IT DOGGIE STYLE. fugging ridiculously funny.

i think if you just have to jerk beethoven off -- do it for the low 5's. but you have to wear a glove. dog diseases bite.

can just imagine this headline -- nyhotties.com is being discontinued in memory of alex -- she died of rabbies this past tuesday. and was found with a pocketbook full of hundred dollar bills and this strange rash around her poo poo...

cya.

-- chinese character rocks~

Posted by will lee on Jan 6 02:47AM

If you feel the money is enough, go for it, it can't be that bad. I'd do a bitch for 10k.

Or make a compromise. Ask for less money and just fool around midly with the pooch.

If you turn him down, just tell him you feel uncomfortable with it, that you've never done that. And offer to make it up to him.

Posted by Chris on Jan 6 02:59AM

Wouldn't do it if I were you. You say you don't wanna do it so stick with that. Money isn't everything. If he respects you he will understand. If not find another regular.
Like your blog!
D

Posted by Dirk on Jan 6 03:12AM

Either you have limits or you don't. Go with your gut not your pocket book IMO. Interesting you bring this here. I agree with the "slippery slope" comments...look after your self respect.

take care

Posted by Tom on Jan 6 04:29AM

Let me put it the way I see it:

IT'S A DOG.

Money comes and goes.

IT's A FUCKING DOG.

Posted by Dante on Jan 6 04:44AM

From the point of view of a young guy who's never fornicated with anything outside the female human species, I'd actually argue that fornicating with a dog is NO MORE un-natural than fornicating with another human being of the same sex. Put it this way: I take it you are not opposed -- that is, you are not personally opposed -- to engaging in lesbian sex, right? So why then the oddity of having hang-ups over a little bow-wow action?

Letting a dog hump you is actually MORE natural than same-sex fornication because at least in the former you have a case of two mamals of opposite sex copulatating. This is closer to what is "natural." So that, if you are going to accept same-sex fornication -- something to which I'm not at all opposed -- then there is NO legitimate, rational reason to be opposed to someone, say, screwing the pooch.

Read the feminist legal/moral philosopher Martha Nussbaum on the concept of human dignity and "disgust." She demonstrates with sedulous clarity that disgust is not a valid basis on which to ground normative standards with regard to sex and our various discriminations thereof. One argument a person can make -- I'm not sure this is actually one Nussbaum employed -- but if humans really dwelled on the graphic, biological description of everything sexual intercourse entails, (or for that matter, what a lot of OTHER things actually entail), then we wouldn't engage in sex -- nor, for that matter, in a lot of other things.

If you think of these things just in terms of scientific, descriptive conceptualization, then putting, say, an erect penis in one's mouth is actually -- when you take a step back for minute -- a pretty foul happening.

The same goes with anal sex.

Is there ANY substance on god's green earth that is MORE foul than . . . . SHIT??

And if that's the case, then -- just going by cold "logic" -- *WHY* on earth whould anyone want to put his hoo-ha up someone else's #2-maker??

Now, I for one actually think anal sex with (hot) women is pretty damned cool. I've never done it, but I enjoy seeing it or fantasizing about it. Butt (no pun intended), on the other hand, taking a step back and conceptualizing this in pure graphic, biological terms . . . well, it's actually a pretty downright disgusting phenomenon. Just for starters, consider that even hot-looking chicks sometimes get . . . . dah,dum,dum DAHHMMMM!! . . . diarrhea. (Apparently, some hottie on her blog even attests to this). Now, I for one don't have any solid, epistemelogical proof of diarrhea's applicability in the case of hot-looking women. And before you think I'm weird for even bringing any of this up, I'll just say I don't have any more proof for this than, say, any single human being has solid epistemological proof that other human beings actually have and experience consciousness. (cf. that French guy, Renee Descartes; and all current writers on philosophy of mind). This epistemological "gap" I think accounts for the "turn-on" certain men experience with respect to "brown" and "golden" showers, etc.: These fetishes are a radical manifestation of that basic erotic longing -- common to all human beings -- to know that we're not totally alone, imprisoned in our own bodies, trapped in our own consciousness.

Anyway -- back to the point. Humans don't think logically when it comes to sex. And nor should we. We wouldn't do a lot of things that are otherwise enjoyable if that were strictly the case.

To close: I say the only legitimate criteria for you or anyone else in this matter: Are you comfortable with it knowing that you are not hurting yourself, Rover, or anyone else by so engaging in it.

Posted by RL on Jan 6 05:11AM

alex -- part of me really wants you to do it -- i mean, i banged a midget just to say i did it...

but a dog...

if at the extreme -- give the dog a blow job or something...

hey, respond.

-- will lee rocks!

Posted by will lee on Jan 6 05:57AM

hey alex -- how much for you to come down to hotlanta for 1 night. include the airfare. but you better be wicked hot. and dig funny asian guys.

tawk to me.

Posted by me on Jan 6 05:59AM

OK, first off, this guy doesn not love dogs if wants this. This is animal Abuse pure and simple. Second, he must think very little of you to even ask. I think you should seriously consider keeping this guy on as a client if he's asking you this, no matter how much money he offers. I mean seriously, what's next after the dog? He's not going to stop there you know.

Posted by Rafael on Jan 6 09:16AM

Personally, I don't think any amount of money would be worth having to live with the knowledge that you had sex with an animal for the rest of your life. Like a lot of people have said, I think you should reconsider this guy as a client. If he's capable of asking you for something like this, I'd be worried about your physical safety during future sessions. He obviously has some issues.

Posted by Revolutionary for Hire on Jan 6 10:29AM

Nope, don't do it. It would be bad for business and it would send you places you don't want to go. Remember, you are in it for the money but it is not about the money...if that makes sense.

Now, this is where you get creative and subcontract!

You go to make sure it is good, safe, clean and fun! You make money, she makes money...John has his power trip.

Posted by Charles on Jan 6 10:31AM

somehow i doubt that he offered you that much--there are escorts that do that for 3,000, and i am sure he could find that online. or -- you can arrange it and have someone else do it. no smart john would pay five figures--sounds like a tall tale to make yourself feel better about your job babe.

Posted by tish on Jan 6 10:59AM

I call bullshit. There's no way that a regular customer of a high-level, best-in-class escort concludes that she'll sleep with a dog for the right price. The hookers that do that can be bought for much less, not to mention that you know whether or not they'll do the deed before you ask.

I know that the blog has been somewhat tame lately, but let's not spice it up with something so obviously fake.

Posted by raoj2 on Jan 6 11:17AM

It's your choice. But, if you do decide to do it, will you then tell us about it?

Posted by John on Jan 6 11:27AM

I don't know if this blog is true or fake. But one of my friends in i-banking recently paid an agency $15K to send over an escort to fuck his dog. When I asked him why he paid so much, he said that he wanted to make sure that the girl was really hot rather than some skank ho on crack who'd do anything for a couple bills. What a way to blow your year-end wall street bonus!

Posted by jp morgan on Jan 6 11:28AM

Unless you are in dire need of the cash, don't do it. Don't turn from an escort to a whore.

Posted by Robert on Jan 6 12:22PM

I say go for it. low 5 digits is quite a bit of cash and whose to say the dog will even be interested.

Do dogs get stage fright?

Posted by J-Mo on Jan 6 01:07PM

Don't go there. There isnt enough money for you to get it on with a Labrador.

Posted by Phin on Jan 6 01:43PM

>

You can't be serious with this statement. Where, precisely, is the line? That doesn't mean a whore should do everything, but a person who sells sexual favors for money is a whore, period, end. She (or he) can have limits, but a whore is a whore. Escort is a nice-sounding word, but what's the difference?

Posted by David T on Jan 6 01:50PM

Something got a little fouled up there, and part of my post was lost. I was commenting on the statement by "Robert" about "Don't do it, you will turn from an escort into a whore," if you couldn't figure that out.

Posted by David T on Jan 6 01:52PM

I have to chime in with the don't do it crowd.
Not for the comment by RL likening to homosexuality with bestiality and all are evil; not for any moral reason (if it's a peson's kink, it's their kink); and not for the arguments about infection, dog abuse and the like.

1. If you aren't into fucking dogs, no amount of money should change that.
2. The guy's a total ass to ask but feels safe enough with you for some reason to do so--so explain to him that that is a boundary you won't cross, no matter how erll paid and that if he's to remain a client he shouldn't bring it up again.
3. If you do do it, he'll want it again and he'll expect it cheaper. And he'll expect to escalate the severity of the act (him and the dog, dog gang-bang, horse, whatever).

I don't think you want this. I don't think you'll want the memory. Don't do it.

Posted by Evan on Jan 6 03:11PM

First, there are some legal issues here. In some states and counties, bestiality is illegal.

Second, it degrades your position. You are an escort not a prostitute. You have limits and you should stick by them no matter the payoff.

Third, you don't really want to do it. You just asked so that you can justify the illusion that you are considering to take up the offer so as not to lose the client. He is not worth it.

Fourth, you stuck by your convictions before, this situation is no different.

Sixth, other clients may not look favorable on the act and you could loose many clients by having sex with the dog. In the very least your clients opinion of you will suffer.

It is my opinion that it is not worth any amount of money to sell out your convictions. I hope I am correct from reading your blog in that you are an escort because you want to be.

But it is your decision, I'll be here regardless.

You can tell the client that you can't have sex with his dog because it first goes against your convictions and limits and that you must also consider the reaction of other clients. If he is a good client then he will consider the case closed and continue to do business with you. If he gets angry, calls you disparaging names and storms out, then he wasn't worth effort to keep him.

I think he'll just drop it and ask you on a more "normal" date.

Posted by Yoggie on Jan 6 03:20PM

Why not, money is money, what is 5 minutes of dog dick gonna hurt? Well it is up to you, but let us now how it ends up. Perhaps ask for double the money. If he says yes, then go for it.

Posted by Mike on Jan 6 03:33PM

Yoggie: the comment "You are an escort, not a prostitute." Could we have some clarification as to the difference, as I asked previously in regards to another post? And Vietnam was a "police action." And Philip Morris is now "Altria." Let's not let our little fantasies here -- and God knows, I have them too -- mask the truth about what this blog is all about. It's about a whore. Escort may sound nicer...but it's all the same thing.

Posted by David T on Jan 6 03:40PM

Oh My God!

I would for 6 figures, I think!!!!

Not sure how to handle that!

E

Posted by Eiain on Jan 6 04:24PM

Umm...that's just too weird, Alexa. I know it's a five digit figure we're talking about here, but that ain't worth it, (in my opinion), girl.

Posted by Maderic on Jan 6 05:22PM

He may not be a regular after that. Why would he want sloppy seconds?

Posted by cori on Jan 6 05:33PM

Evan,

You wrote:

"I have to chime in with the don't do it crowd. Not for the comment by RL likening to homosexuality with bestiality and all are evil; not for any moral reason (if it's a peson's kink, it's their kink)."


I'll just overlook the fact that you then proceed to give a list of plainly *moral* reasons for why Alexa *ought* not engage in the proposed wuffie-wuffie act. (Any statement expressed in terms of "ought" or "ought not", etc., and which can be universalized to all rational beings, is, by definition, a moral statement).

Anyway, you couldn't be more wrong in imputing to me a contrived equivalence between bestiality and homosexuality. That's simply NOT what I'm comparing. Go back and read what I wrote. My point is that nature can't possibly be a normative standard, a standard for what is right. Granted that premise, there's then no logical or, rather, purely rational criterion -- other than recurring to one's sentiments and emotional inclinations as a basis of value -- for demarcating what is right with respect to particular sexual taste/practices.

I've absolutely NO problem with homosexuality nor with people who engage in it. The only caveat being it should always be consensual. Moreover, that nobody's well-being (that is, nobody's well-being/happiness within or without that consenting circle) is thereby diminished, compromised, or sullied.

Posted by RL on Jan 6 06:29PM

Just one more thing, if I may. There are some glaring non-sequiters here:

"If you do do it, he'll want it again and he'll expect it cheaper."

How does this follow? How do you know that? Why wouldn't the same (erroneous) assumption then apply to ANY OTHER paid sex-act?


"And he'll expect to escalate the severity of the act (him and the dog, dog gang-bang, horse, whatever)."

Again, how do you know that? You don't have any substantiated ground for even alleging it. This is the sort of slippery-slope argument that is untenable. It's a logical fallacy. You'd have to establish that this person asking this of Alexa is really mentally deranged. I'm not aware of any scientific psychological evidence that people who might get off once in a while on poochie-action are necessarily deranged, psychotic, psychopathic, etc. Your argument -- and I don't mean to be rude in saying this, as I'm sure you mean well in giving Alexa counsel as you do -- but it smacks of ridiculous arguments one might have made in the 1950s: oral sex will lead to . . . . god knows what other "perversions." The fact is, most people are perfectly content with keeping the "envelop" pushed just so far. Most men, such as myself, are actually perfectly content with things never going beyond anything more exotic than, say, oral or anal sex with a woman; that we never even contemplate or wish for them to go beyond this.

So why then would YOU presume about this guy who's propositioned Alexa that he's somehow fore-ordained to experience "diminishing returns" causing him to constantly "up the ante"? Sounds like a leap of faith on your part.


Posted by RL on Jan 6 06:58PM

If I were you, I'd tell him to fuck his own dog, and stuff his money up his ass while at it.

But since you're 1% open to this, I'd ask myself some very serious questions.

How did you feel when he asked you to fuck his dog?

And how would you feel about yourself if you go through with this?

Take care of yourself, Alexa. Be well.


Posted by sexkitten on Jan 6 08:18PM

Ew. That's not right.

Posted by G-Man on Jan 6 08:31PM

RL,
Please accept my apologies for misreading your initial post. I read more into it than was there, true.

"I'll just overlook the fact that you then proceed to give a list of plainly *moral* reasons for why Alexa *ought* not engage in the proposed wuffie-wuffie act. (Any statement expressed in terms of "ought" or "ought not", etc., and which can be universalized to all rational beings, is, by definition, a moral statement)."

I'd rather discuss this over e-mail than on Alexa's message board, but since I can't... could you provide the list of "moral" reasons I gave her not to go through with it? Reading my post, I can't see an "ought" or "ought not" anywhere in it.


"The fact is, most people are perfectly content with keeping the "envelop" pushed just so far. Most men, such as myself, are actually perfectly content with things never going beyond anything more exotic than, say, oral or anal sex with a woman; that we never even contemplate or wish for them to go beyond this."

While I may have resorted to fallacy, and admit it, I also spoke from personal experience. While not the exact situation (as I'm neither an escort nor a dog fucker, or potential dog fucker), it has been my experience that when you cave in on your boundaries, the person you cave with begins to expect to be able to push the boundaries even further. Was it wrong of me to say he WOULD do that? Yes. Is it wrong to point out the very possibility he COULD do that? No.

Also, by your definition of most men, I wouldn't include this gentleman, nor did you include him. However, I would point out that as much as I've resorted to fallacy, you have as well--unless you can with all honesty state that you know what "most men" would think or do in any situation. How many men do I have to know before I can make generalizations about what most men would or would not do? I think it would be a bit presumptuous on any of our parts to say we know what most men would do or to include ourselves in a category of "most men" when we don't actually know most men...


Posted by Evan on Jan 7 03:54AM

David T, I'm not going to get into any flame war about escorts and prostitutes, but from my experience (not as a client, but as a friend) there is a big difference between the two... escorts can say no, set limits, and set terms or just exclude sex entirely, prostitutes can't.

Posted by Yoggie on Jan 7 09:12AM

I started reading u're blog expecting something along the lines of Belle de Jour - a hooker with a twist: intelligence. Sadly as time went on i've become more and more disheartened with your writing. U're writing has one purpose: to seek attention. U u'reself have admitted to "embellishing" for your readers' enjoyment, yet you claim to be using this blog as an outlet to express what you previously couldn't.... somehow those two ideas (expression vs. embellishment) don't really seem to click with me. But, on to the post at hand... Honestly this is the lowest u've sunken, and I for one am repulsed.By giving u're reader's a 1% window of opportunity, allowing for the possibility of u going through with this.... it just makes me ill. To put it simply, in terms that you (might) understand: I'm sure u'll be very proud of u'reself when u're carrying that new Hermes purse knowing that u literally had to fuck a dog to get it. Ma p'tite - t'as des problemes.... des osti de problemes....crisse de putte Va te chier ma belle.... p.s. as an animal rights activist, i feel compelled to speak for the dog's rights. When placed in a sexual situation, animals run on instincts, they aren't controlling their actions, nor are they choosing to go through with this. It's almost like putting the poor animal on auto-pilot... ouach - c'est ben chienne de ta part... BEN CHIENNE

Posted by Shannon Smith on Jan 8 03:38AM

Dunno so much about whether Alexa should go ahead and bonk the pooch - but just a technicality - what if the Dog Cums inside you? do u get pregnant? will you have puppies? what do u tell your Gyno? Pup-alert anyone?!!

How do u get to know when the mutts about to come - all the teeth baring and gnashing can't be much of an indicator!!!

Posted by Little Witch on Jan 8 03:40AM

go for the money, fuck his dog.
and take that as advice from an insider

Posted by malegigolo on Jan 8 09:53PM

Hello Alexa and all her readers. What an interesting quandry. In my mind it comes down to a matter of personal taste and feelings. If you don't find the thought of doing a dog (or any animal or human) pleasurable or exciting, just plain don't do it.

Your feelings may not be perfect advisors on how to live life, but in matters of this type go with your gut whether to go for it or not. At least part of the reason you're an escort is an enjoyment of creature comforts, which your clients provide as part of a date.

If a date does not meet the criterion of providing at least some enjoyable or pleasant experience or atmosphere on BOTH sides, I would not go forward with it if I were you.

It does not sound as if you would enjoy this at all. You could be surprised and like it, but it sounds like it would be a longshot since the mention of it is a turn-off to you.

In regard to your regular client, he would not probably get what he's looking for out of it if you did not visibly (and/or audibly) enjoy it. I know that sometimes embellishing your actual enjoyment with a little exaggeration is just good business, but I get the impression you rarely have to completely fake your enjoyment due to the clientele you serve and the quality of the dates you accept.

If you can gently convey to him 1.) That it's just not your kind of thing and you don't think he would enjoy your non-enjoyment of it, but

2.) He definitely is your kind of thing, and you would certainly enjoy him continuing to enjoy you, I think he would be very likely to keep seeing you and probably seek to get his bestiality jollies elsewhere.

And by the way, Little Witch, no, it is not possible to become impregnated by a dog or any other non-human species. The Genes and Chromosomes have to match up, and they don't unless you're humpin' a human. Guess your favorite alien impregnation story is bunk unless the aliens are actually human.

Now Doggy STYLE is quite another thing. Bend over Alexa, I'll definitely drive. Hugs, Corwin

Posted by Corwin Silvermage on Jan 14 03:02PM

You've seen a dogs erect penis haven't you? Not worth it, man..., It'll haunt you. Not that would know or anything...,

Posted by David on Feb 2 04:55PM

where do you draw the line ?

Posted by Marc on Feb 9 02:09PM

Well, we know it is at least $10,000.
I think the important thing to ask yourself, is whether you wold feel less about yourself for doing it. Girls in this profession do things all the time that dont enjoy doing, becuase they are "getting paid".

For ME, when I start doing things that I dont enjoy or that make me feel less about myself, is the day I start hating this job, hating the clients and hating MYSELF!!

NOW, if you can justify doing it becuase of the money and that justification in turn allows you to "be okay" with doing it, then absolutely go for it!

But if you end up hating yourself for doing it just so you coudl have money, then I think the answer is obvious..

That is why I still enjoy doing what I do, becuase I wont do anything that I dont want to do or that I am uneasy about doing..

GOod Luck


I definitely would end up having differnt thoghts about the client though..for several reasons...

Posted by hellish harlot on Feb 27 07:35PM

look, my girlfriend does it with my 2 dogs. she LOVES it. you might also. i say go for it.

Posted by k9dude on Feb 14 08:05PM

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