You don't have to attack or defend. Courtesans back in history knew that the greatest slight was to ignore your enemies, or in So Cal speak, living well is the best revenge.
I like the way you write and most of the time I like what you write about.

Yeah, don't you love it when people "attempt" to bag you out?
Obviously they feel threatened and want attention.

Keep up the good work Alexa!

Great post Alexa. The writing is one of the many reasons I come back for more.

Alexa! There you go being gracious and polite again! How you manage to do so amazes me.

Hope you're staying warm up there.

-G

Wow...that was brave. Like shooting fish in a barrel. You went after the most illiterate person to ever post to your blog. He didn't need more ridicule; his posts drew enough. Will you be so bold with a more substantive critic of what you do?

I just had to put down my cup of tea for I feel all so Jerry Springer now.

Indeed: "Go, 'Lexa! Go 'Lexa!"

We now return you to more sober entertainment via the wireless and knitting...

HA! What a moron!

Wow I took a look at that dudes blog. What tremendously bad writing. Aside from shock value, there is nothing there.

If this boy considers english his primary language, then it appears that he has maximized his potential as a gay escort. Gigilo, keep in shape, for when you lose your looks, the garbage truck beckons.

Alexa, a hot ass is hot, but a hot ass on a smart ass is sexy. Keep it up

Some people...who cares if you're real or not, although I think you are, you have a great blog and that's why so many people keep coming back. Way to put him in his place though! :)

Hey, don't knock Nebraska. It's actually a great place. I lived there for a number of years. Met some of the most liberal people I know. Lincoln, per capita, is supposed to have a gay population that rivals San Francisco. Yeah, there are conversatives (they did go for Bush). But, when Bob Kerry was governor, Debra Winger all but moved in to the governor's mansion (and was pulled over at least once while speeding in the gov's vehicle). Now, I'm not going to recommend that you "ski Nebraska." But, there are worse places to live.

I say good call and good post on calling out the idiot.

Some targets are so easy you can't help it. I say good job missy, I love it!!!

I ment 1001 like in the adventures of Sheherazade, the legends of the 1001 nights. You should know it... it's about one of the first hookers ever on this planet, lol. In the old days they didn't pay a dime, you just had to act, if it was good, you stayed alive, otherwise it was your last night. Go read it -> maybe make some publicity, I'm sure your Amazon.com sponsor has a book about it.

In France, your dreamcountry they would say : touché, ps. thanks for the publicity.

You seem rather shocked, strange for a 'woman'.

Explain to all readers why you stay in your little triangle with belle, matisse and postmodern, maybe my writing is bad, but maybe it's because I'm not a professional writer. Ofcourse the three blogs previously mentioned are good : they are all by the same hand !

I wish I had immature commenters making juvenile comments, it might liven things up on the ol' blog. But it's always fun seeing a dingleberry being put back in his place, no matter who's doing it.

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I usually don't say bad things about other people. The golden rule and all, you know? (Well, maybe I've said some nasty things about Bush, but that's different!)

#malegigolo#reason 1#
You obviously don't know anything about *gold* and/or *bush*, the guy is pro gold, so be pro bush, I wonder if you really spend all your "1 client a day LOL" at fancy clothing, poor you.

Even when some readers wrote mean things about me on my own blog, I've been more amused then anything else. 300 lb. man in Nebraska, indeed! At least put me in a blue state if you have to imagine me being anywhere...

#malegigolo#reason 2#
Some readers... I think 99 of your readers have doubts. Where is your book, "babe"... A blue state ?! Don't know that one...

Recently, though, a new reader started posting such ridiculous comments that he's begging to be mocked. So, just this once, I'll break my rule. :)

#malegigolo#reason 3#
Strange, got raped in the past ;-) almost sure by now.

Here's a comment that he wrote in response to my post about married men and escorts.

you should lose convidence dude
I'm not quite sure what a "convidence" is. But I'm pretty sure that I've never had one. Nor have I ever lost one.

#malegigolo#reason 4#
Indeed I'm not a professional writer, I am however, a professional sex-goeroe.

i have had both the woman and the man, and they didn't even know it about each other. lol.
So you've slept with both a wife and her husband without either knowing about the other? Sounds just a bit unlikely. Maybe they both picked up a copy of the Village Voice, though, and happened to independently zero in on your ad because of your impressive physique and your obvious gift with the written word...

#malegigolo#reason 5#
If that is too strange... I will not talk the next months about the wife that wanted sex at the cemetry, that we had later on, the wife & man with me and another girl I searched to make a quartet, but hey, stay focused in your writing skills babe.

fools in love, most marriages THAT LAST, are the ones where you can visit other people without problems, all the rest just ends up alone.
Opera and Dr. Phil, watch out! American GigoLo is the new game in town, and he's going to put you out of business with such insightful advice. I must've missed the party bus, though, because I didn't know that the 50% of Americans who don't get divorced are all swingers.

#malegigolo# reason 6#
50% why 50%, actually it is much worse take 90%
Insight, the one thing you miss, and that you needed

take the advice from a REAL escorte.
btw : this nyhotties is fake ;-) sorry to melt up your dream, but she is not real, it is imaginary, how I know, several reasons...

could explain but the comment would be longer than the post, just visit my site, and read the differences, I have each day a client, and write about it, she just fantasises about
people and money but probably a poor wannabee that once got abducted by rapists instead of aliens LOL

#malegigolo#reason 7#
This is why you actually replied one out of 1001, no typo, that you are not real, the problem in this sentence is not the part that you are not real, but that you are *probably* actually raped !

Some people have accused me of being fake before, but this is the first time that anyone's confronted me with such compelling logic. I know you're fake, but I’m too lazy to say why. Also, I do have each day a client and write about it. Therefore, I must be real. Rene Descartes, eat your heart out!

#malegigolo#reason 8#
Rene Descartes versus Feng Shui - Art of War babe/guy/... whatever

how was the dog ?? each hooker will take the 10.000$ for a dog fuck, fool, thatz 1 of the 1001 reasons why she is not REAL !
just waiting for the opinions and reactions,

1001? Wow. Are you sure this isn't a typo? Maybe you meant 101, as in 101 Dalmations?

#malegigolo# reason 9#
Actually this is a good one. Like in *chess* good move...

If you'd really like to copulate with Fido, then I can introduce you to my former client. I'm not sure if he would pay $10,000 to see you have sex with his Labrador, but it never hurts to ask, right? Of course, if you do get the gig, then don't blow your load on dime bags, OK?

#malegigolo# reason 10#
I would fuck and let me be fucked by a horse, woman, so just lift your emotional problems to a higher level... not one option trade is so secure that it will give you 10.000$, even Bill Gates wasn't secured for a slideshow, go buy some more QQQ-cubes. Who's the fool, miss gold... loves Prada but not gold ?

Anyways...

It turns out that American GigoLo just recently started his own blog a couple weeks ago. Most of his comments appear to be crude attempts to generate some publicity for this new blog. Since I like checking out new blogs, I followed the link to his. Unfortunately, his writing is pathetic.

#malegigolo# reason 11#
Recently, I could post some older registered blogspots... try dropping the us part... Maybe we talked when I was in the UK, oooh wait, next scam is I never visited the UK, really, I probably didn't got the Aspen trip as well... wonder if you ever saw anything else beside male cum, that is white, snow is also white -> try a Snowwhite and Barcelona "good move" thingie. Think about apes, what's YOUR price for fucking a donkey?

Since I'm a nice person, though, I'll conclude with some advice to help American GigoLo build a more successful blog.

#malegigolo# reason 12#
Again good move, all publicity is good publicity.

If you want to rip into someone's blog, fine. Do it. But please don't try to promote your blog while doing it. It's just bad form.

#malegigolo# reason 13#
Actually, be real, I rip clients, so i rip blogs. You should more stand on your rights, as a hooker that is.

More importantly, the key to a good blog is good writing. Check out Postmodern Courtesan or Mistress Matisse if you need any role models. I'd also recommend Belle de Jour, but am afraid that she might be beyond you.

#malegigolo# reason 14#
The key, as if you know what the key is. Don't talk about the other three sites, they are all 1 and the same author.

See John run. See John kneel. See John suck on cock... That just doesn't cut it. Sorry.

#malegigolo# reason 15#
I don't know John, is that another expression?!

xoxo,
Alexa

#malegigolo# drinking chardonnay # reason for free#
#so that makes 1001 as a promise divided by 15 = 67 mails, 66 to go.
67x15=1005, I will have more#

I love your blog. Just started reading it. Tao sent me over. It is great to see an escort Blog with little real talk about sex. It is just well written, talk, about life, your job, etc.. Really very interesting. Keep up the good work. I wish I could weave a paragraph as well as you.

Yeah, I've got soem bitches on my tail too.

send him my way, i'm bored and want to have some fun with someone who has issues with reality and the internet.

If your so real, make a sex vid. You don't have to do that, it would be cool. Anyway, I really enjoy the blog and thanks for linking me.

who cares if your fake or not. Your entertaining and that's all that's important. People like Gigolo try so hard to take people down when their riding high. If he wants to get some pings, he should write some material that people want to read. Like Maddox says "No one cares about your shitty little life. Write something that people want to read."

p.s. no one reads maddox rip offs. Maybe that should be a good lesson to Gigolo.

Aw crap...like this state needs even more stigmas attached to it....

I apologize for my state, Alexa.

Male gigolo...you are a douchebag. and an idiot. and apparently you have a thing for animals. You make no sense. You put the dollar sign after the number for christ sakes. You are clearly borderline retarded, or possibly French. Also. Red=Republican, Blue=Democrat. Did you miss the elections? Everything you've said is stupid, and we're all a little dumber for having read it.

Eat shit and kill yourself, signed Everyone.

Makes me think of the Team America line about there always being assholes in the world.

With all the crap online it's nice to read a well written blog by someone with some intelligence.

Hmm. Unfortunately his replies to your entry are lacking any real interest for me. However, the originals were great. Plus, I totally dig that Mistress Mattisse is you and a bunch of other people, too, even though she's a rather public figure who is easily accessable for anyone in her area and writes nothing like you or the others (just as your writing is different from theirs). Absolute retardation. Please don't reply to him anymore!

I agree Alexa.....I only post when I have something to say..(which isn't often enough..)..but I DON't see the point of only posting to slag another Blogger off.

And anyway...I think THEIR Blog is fake..after reading it....

Speaking of Belle, has anyone else bought the book? I got it a couple of days ago, and am about a third of the way through. With a few additions (e.g. Belle's A-Z of London Sex Work) it seems to be a direct reprint of her entries - so far, anyway. Still, it makes for great semi-nostalgic reading and I'm looking forward to reaching the period when she stopped blogging and started saving her stuff for the book.

Alexa, when's yours coming out? ;)

LMFAO

Just when I thought that Motrin was my only hope tonight, I read your blog. Thank you for the laugh. I think this guy is a.) a complete dumbfuck, b.) ignorant, c.) I am hoping that English is his second language and d.) an attention whore.

Who really cares if someone is "real" or "fake"? If the blog is entertaining and the person makes me think, laugh or feel, I'm stopping by again.

Cheers!

Nice flaming, btw!

Wow, I totally didn't understand malegigolo's "Friendly Advice" comment. I guess he was trying to respond to what you said to him, but it was so confusing that I just gave up reading half way.

yea...Just what is he trying to say?Doesn't make sense to me....

I was going to say something smart & witty, Butt Fuckit what for!

Perhaps someone chastising someone else for their usage should realize it's ANYWAY, not ANYWAYS. There is nothing plural about it.

Alexa your site is a hoot! This other guy seems way too defensive to me (hm...wonder what THAT means? lol)

Keep on keepin' on!

Take care!

Actually, anyways is also OK. It's not standard usage but it is listed in the dictionary. Anyways, I like being a grammar rebel. So there! :P

I is got same problem. Nobody don't think I have college edukation or I aint a parent by the way I is writing.

And if you can read the previous "paragraph" then more power to you. :)

I've had the same problem with my site from time to time... some people just don't want to believe what you tell them. I've been accused of being a woman living in a trailer in Alabama!

We get all kinds of visitors to our blogs.

I don't understand. If he doesn't like your blog and/or doesn't think you're really an escort, why is he linking to you?

Welp, I'll do part by ignoring the American Gigli. lol

Very nicely put Alexa.

?!butt sex with dogs!? /= o.k.

Well-spoken hottie==keeping hope alive

Be kind to your pets and God Bless America

Gotta love his point about how you have to have fucked a dog in order to be a "real" escort.
Also the generalization that since you're "obviously" not an escort, you must have been raped at some point and now make up fantasies about sex.

Yeah.

I love the human race.

wait, let me get this straight; one of the reasons he says you're fake is because you didn't take 10k for fucking a labrador because any kind of hooker or prostitute would fuck a lab for 10 grand?

you just can't win, sometimes.

As we like to say in Texas, this guy is one taco shy of a combination plate. Hell he can't even put together a profile, that's how lame he is. You know what they say, never have a battle of wits with an unarmed man...but it was nice to watch you dismantle this moron.

I commented on his site, but doubt seriously that it will see the light of day... in case you're interested, here's what I wrote:

"I'm not sure what to think really, except that you have an amazingly poor grasp of the English language. I seriously hope that you're better between the sheets than you are between the margins.

You should change the title of your blog to something more descriptive, like "ESL Gigolo."

As far is the content is concerned, eh... I've read much more informative and titillating posts about the sex trade."

The most beautiful thing about all of this is he does such a brilliant job of making himself look bad...no comment is necessary.

Sun-Tzu = Art of War

Feng Shui = Art of Putting Your Coffee Table in a Certain Position in the Room So As to Bring Good Fortune / Avoid Bad Fortune

that guy is a jackass.