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Love Diet
Not content with being the fool on “My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss,” Kerry McCloskey continues to play the fool with her new book about the “Love Diet.” According to Dr. William Granzig, the president of the American Academy of Sexologists, Kerry’s love diet is “A SOLID SCIENTIFIC PLAN guaranteed to improve your fitness and give you the sexiest, most romantic relationship ever!”
With chapters like “Training for the Bedroom Olympics” and “More Passion Burns More Calories,” how can you not lose weight?
Seriously, though, what’s up with all these reality show bimbos? First, Stacy Rotner from “The Apprentice” advertises her ability to educate the rest of us about “Dating Lessons Learned from the Apprentice” and “Dating 101, Dating Tips for Young Professionals” even though she’s totally single. (She even asked Katie Couric to prompt her about her single status on the Today Show!) Now this?
Despite the claims of a premiere sexpert Dr. Granzig, there is no way that you can lose 23 lbs just from having sex a lot. Having sex frequently will burn some calories, but the only ways to lose the lbs and to keep them off are to either be born with a lean gene or to work out and eat less.
So for all you aspiring love dieters, there are no magic sex bullets. Sorry.
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There is a local performance artists I run into often who swears she stays so thin by masturbating frequently. Of course, her husband owns one of the city's largest gyms, so .... ;)
-G
Posted by Garrison Steelle on Dec 15 01:58AMGAG. If you're going to use your fly-by-night-flash-in-the-pan celebrity status to make money, at least do it in a way that's NOT going to make you look like a complete bimbo/idiot. GAG.
Posted by Kim on Dec 15 10:44AMjust wondering if you had noticed fewer comments coming through because of the required registration thing.... grr....
i've never heard of this girl so i didn't gag or guffaw and i don't think she's meant to be taken literally (i will never read this book though).
how many calories does a guy burn having sex? a girl burns like nothing if she's lying flat on her back. the idea of a sex diet might encourage girls to take a more active role and break a sweat and guys everywhere would be happier for that!
That's a pity. I was hoping to help a few people out with their diets.
Posted by Agent Mulder on Dec 15 02:16PMdammit. I saw the initial post and thought for sure I'd be a slimmer, trimmer, new me in no time...
Of course I am still going to buy the book for the girl and hope SHE believes it. So it will at least pay off that way for me, right?
Reminds me of something my boyfriend loves to quote: "Where are the technical analysts' yachts?"
Posted by tsukikage on Dec 16 12:21PMomg ... last night, i made mr. laura commit to 30 days of sex EVERY DAY just so i could lose weight. now i've got to get this book!
Posted by iburnforyou on Dec 16 02:58PMJust stopping in to say hello and to congratulate you on your recent nomination at the BoB Weblog Awards 2004.
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oh, look what I just found! www.lovediet.com and her book seems to be doing ok amazon too.
Posted by chamorrr on Dec 17 09:32AMok people, she's actually right. Well, at least that sex is a form of moderate exercise just as walking is, but a heck of a lot more fun. And BTW I've read that if you get really crazy you can burn up to 250 calories . . . although I don't know many guys that can last that long!
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There is a local performance artists I run into often who swears she stays so thin by masturbating frequently. Of course, her husband owns one of the city's largest gyms, so .... ;)
-G
Posted by Garrison Steelle on Dec 15 01:51AM