Oh Oh, I volunteer for a shower! :)

I love to take showers. Where do I sign up

Happy New Year! :)

No problem here. I shower every morning after gym workout.

I so don't get it. If I'm gonna ask a girl to suck my cock and lick my ass, not to mention let me put parts of myself inside her body, I'm gonna damned well get clean first. It's just not polite to do otherwise.

On the other hand, I've been known to forbid a girl to shower. I like women who taste and smell a little funky. Girl-sweat is so very tasty, and I love to lick a girl after I've come in or on her...

I'm told that the licensed sex workers in Singapore insist on showers before engaging in business.

Wise policy, it seems.

That is EXACTLY what I do! I thought I was the only anal-retentive person who requested that. I'm not averse to the odd bj after a day of rest, but knowing that their balls have been crunched up in the car, sweatin' to the oldies and are now ripe with their own 'ball' smell...no. none for you. I will shower you myself, and be your pretend slave, whatever makes you believe it's all about YOU baby, and not about the fact that I can't hold my breath for longer than 2 minutes.

one more thing we have in common, girlie :)

Yes, we boys hate to bother with being clean, we like to be in the dirt, with bulldozers and boots. As you mentioned, we don't know that we are nasty.

Thank you, women and men, for understanding that we are not unclean, just too busy to worry about being too clean.

Alexa has it right on the money, just work with our bad habits and a win-win will happen just about every time!

Personally, I can't start my day without a shower...I don't know how some people can get out of bed, get dressed and be on their way without a shower.

Hmmmmmm ... you may have just given me a topic for tomorrow's sermon. ;)

-G

OH MY GOD. I had a boyfriend who not only stank down there, but one time we had sex on the floor, the sofa (my NEW sofa thank you very much) And he had left skid marks on BOTH. I was able to get the marks out of the carpet. But not the sofa. That still grosses me out to this day. Also, that side of the cushion will never see the light of day EVER AGAIN.

The new boy I saw for all of 5 dates on the otherhand was VERY clean. Almost anal about it. I really digged that. Too bad we broke up. Hmph

It never even occured to my last girlfriend that we should shower together. I mean, we're both really clean people, it wasn't like we avoided showering, but it never occured to her that if she let ME wash her body (and vise-versa), then we've just opened ourselves up to another whole half hour of foreplay. AND getting clean! Though we inevitably got messy again. Why is it that good sex inevitably gets messy?

Great post Alexa.

I absolutely refuse to do stinky men. A whiff of a little funk is fine. In fact, I love having sex with boyfriends right after a hard work out. But stink from lack of using soap and water is unacceptable.

Some guys just don't get it!

Well Alexa not all men stink. in fact some people's natural smells are so exciting. i hate to go down on you if yr pussy or ass is smelling soap !! i think male hormones smell mixed with sweat is exciting. try me and you will see.
bytheway i asked u long time ago do you travel out of usa too ? i am willing to pay you air fare.
loves hugs and kisses + licks on your pussy and tight asshole.

I feel the same way about a woman. I've had little problem with most women, but now and then, I think to myself, "would it have been rude to ask her to shower first?" If your tongue is all over someone's body and especially their nether regions, it's a turn-off, if they're unconcerned and unwashed.

I can remember goping down on a woman and her pussy smelt like the local tip on a hot summers day, I almost wanted to spew, tactfully withdrew but i still fucked her though. Funny though she never smelt like that again the many other times we fcked.

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