Yow! I bet that made you forget your flight... If you're going to "lift off" you want to have a good pilot. I'm totally untrained but I love to give a sensual massage. Maybe I should start taking more of an interest in the techniques!

Now see, that's what guys around HERE should do. No, they want you to cater to they're every need. *sigh* I know what I just told you in the e-mail about Vegas, but damn, maybe I need to go BEFORE I find a man to marry LMAO!

*snaps finger* You go girl. Reading that makes me wanna go write. I think I shall :) MUAH!

Not to ruin the mood or anything... but, uh, no condom action here?

of course we used a condom, silly. :) girls like me can't afford to not use condoms - no matter what. but i couldn't figure out how to include it without having a bit of a buzzkill.

xoxo,
alexa

Well, if you can figure out how to tell him to put one on without it ruining the mood, you can let us in on the secret.
Wait: He pulls out, pulls the condom off and sprays over you? Isn’t that nearly as dangerous as orgasming inside you?

I need to become a massuese.

Oh my god, will you people get off the safe sex pedestal? She's telling a goddamn story! I come here for entertainment, not every boring detail. She can take care of herself without you being her mom everytime she posts.

Isn't he a masseur, not a a masseuse?

Looking back at your previous post, you said you AND Amber both had a hot massage... or at least it reads that way.
Did he massage also have a "happy ending"?

I'm curious; did you pay for that massage?

While the story itself is great....a guy with a ponytail???
EWWWWW!!!!

You mean things like this happen when you stay at the bellagio. Oh my god, let me see if I can afford to stay at the bellagio.
done, I calculated that on a resident's salary I can stay at the Vegas Inn- one night only. You think they have a hot massuese there? ;-}

Now that's a great adventure. Well written, too. Thank you! I like the idea of YOU getting professionally serviced for once. :-)

Condom's don't fully prevent herpes, genital warts, or HPV. HSV and HPV are incureable, btw. You spin the STD wheel every time, condom or not, and your luck will run out eventually.

Wow I was reading that at work and gave me quite the hard-on. You're an amazing writer!

Don't you mean masseur?

Thanks for the tale.

wow!! alexa a nice steamy tale. I came 4 times since I read your post. Wish I could give you a massage too ;-) I live closeby in NJ...would you like to try me sometime ? Could you plz post your e-mail address on this form ?

Yummy! Just came across your blog and LOVE it! The thought of a pony-tailed masseuse gives me the hots. When I think of hot pony-tailed men, I automatically envision Antonio Banderas (as in his movie "Never Talk to Strangers") or a young Lorenzo Lamas in Renegade days. HOT HOT HOT!!

that SO completely turned me on! im going to go get laid now!

omg ... alexa, i'm going with you to your next massage session.

next time, get a pick of the masseur. i've got a cameraphone if you need it. ;)

Thats the biggest made up bunch of bull ive ever read.

I agree that sounded like something from a stupid romance novel.C'mon people please.Do you really think that just happens to people when they are out? Look around.It sounded so fake.You people who came 4 times to this need to get a life or just go and buy a cheap romance novel.

Alexa,
How cum no word from you ? Could you plz step forward and speak up ?

I've been reading this blog for awhile now and have become quite the fan. I've always thought though that there was an element of BS to it. After reading this story I've become even more skeptical. This story is 100% bullshit.

100% with ya cori and steve. Come on.. Oh, I went to vegas last week this masseur gave me a nice massage then we had sex yeeaaaaaaaa right. Either this girl is over exaggerating a massage or shes some fat girl who makes up stories about her life, and who lives in somewhere like Wyoming.

And to all her perverted 50 year old fans who "came 4 times" get a freakin lifeeee.

I find it ironic that the some of the people complaining that this posting is fake are using fake email addresses of the their own. These tend to be people so desperate for any attention that when they can't get it positively, they critique and offend, and delight in whatever attention they can receive.

Anyway, my only complaint about the post, and Alexa's leaving out using a condom, if she had used one, is that the details definitely should have been included here - this is a blog, where blunt truth relishes. I don't think it would have taken away from the telling of a hot experience. After all, one of Alexa's best posts involved a gastral problem...

I dont have an email besides my work email and thats just for business only. And mr. smarty pants check out the other people who commented the way I did.. they have real email addresses you're so smart!

thanks for your comments. i've enjoyed reading your comments - even those from the doubters. soon, i'll post a response. for now, keep on expressing your opinions. i truly respect your opinions - positive or negative - and frankly enjoy a spirited debate.

xoxo,
alexa

If you people think it's such bullshit, why do you post comments?
Whether or not it happened, who cares, most of these people enjoy reading it.
So I think the "this didnt happen blah dee blah" types should just fuck off and get a life, instead of trying to prove their intellect and insight in an attempt to inflate themself

Jess, aka, the dumbest person on the internet wrote:
"I dont have an email besides my work email and thats just for business only. And mr. smarty pants check out the other people who commented the way I did.. they have real email addresses you're so smart!"
1. If you haven't figured it out yet, there's thousands of FREE email services out there, so if you ONLY have a work email address, I think you're lying, or plain dumb.
2. If you'd read my post before rushing to, again, critique it, you'd see I wrote that "some people" have bogus email addresses, not all.
3. And its Mr. Smarty Pants, capitalized, bee-otch.

I agree with Jess-I think she is like one of those sex phone operaters from Nebraska.Heck she might even be a 300 pound man for all we know.But if people enjoy reading then all power to them.Sex does sell and this is proof.I would not use my real e-mail address because I would not want anyone here having it.NO WAY JOSE!! Do you think I want "Unsomnambulist"e-mailing me?This is all fake so lets keep it that way.

See my dear.. Unsomnambulist.. nobody cares what you think. I dont use my "free email" because idiots like you would email me and whine about how I think the stories or fake.. or I would get some bull shit spam. So no.. im not putting up my real email. Anyhoo.. Dont get your panties in a twist im just expressing my opinion of these stories.. I find them quite entertaining but fake. Im still gonna visit the site #1.. cuz it makes me laugh #2 Sometimes i need a good eye rolling and #3 she or he writes really well. So im gonna reduce in maturity right now and say.. SO THERE *sticks out tongue* ta ta!

Yes, I believe Alexa since I know a few people who have had the same experience (but usually requiring a "tip" afterwards). There used to be a place in Daytona Beach, FL (I guess it is still there) that you could get the private "session", a very up-front, respectable business that looks the other way on private sessions.

Alexa, if you are every my way, I give a killer foot massage.

I've followed this site for a while and always had a little doubt. Those Vegas stories are full of shit. First off, I doubt you sat at a No Limit game at the Bellagio. If you had the kind of money to buy in and make enough off one hand to "pay for your trip" then you'd be up against the quality of opponents that A) wouldn't talk to you like that and B) wouldn't be so confident about an A high flush on a paired board.

Second, the massage story is total bullshit. Sounds like something one of my drunk friends would make up.

Several years ago I owned an escort agency so I know a thing or two about it and I really doubt you are an escort. I'd put money down that this is a guy writing. Once your PR is high enough and you've got some traffic then you will start selling some ads and making cash. Congrats, it was a good idea and looks like it's working well.

I'm a male AND a registered massage therapist with a reputable national organization and licensed with my City. Alexa, it's a good thing you specified that this guy was a "masseur" and not a massage therapist... otherwise, I might have had to take offence. There's all kinds of baggage connected with the term "masseur". It's fairly clear that he's not a professional and the idea that he was making himself out to be puts real massage therapists in a poor light. We try hard to maintain a good reputation but it's guys like him that make the rest of us look like, well (present company excepted and no offence, please) whores. Anyways, still an all, glad you had fun but just as a heads up to any other ladies out there who figure your therapist will lay you with only a little prompting: prepare to be disappointed most, if not all, of the time.

Landotter out...

People Pullleze

This little adventure took place in Vegas "The Origiana City of Sin". And I think it was very hot and very believable. I am an adult and I take for granted that Alexa will protect herself at all times. When you are exchanging notes with your friends you don't tell every mundane detail like putting on the condom (unless there is a funny story in it) or slipping in her diaphram or any of that nonsense. Come on it's not a police report she's writing, she's sharing her adventure with her masseur, masseuse, massage therapist,flesh kneader or whatever you want to be called because you are a professional (wink, wink). If you think it is a fake or made up story just surf over to cnn.com and read some real stuff and make your self feel important. I love her stories and I love Alexa...

Hmmm...does M do private sessions for men too LOL...I'm heading to Vegas later this year I may need to look him up :)