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A New York Escorts Confessions
The Apprentice Undercover
Last night, I got the scoop on some juicy Apprentice dish while servicing an attorney in his Upper East Side apartment. I even managed to get my hot little hands on a neat pic of Jennifer M!
I try to engage most of my clients in at least some conversation before beginning a session. It’s good for business. Escorting is like all other professional services – developing and maintaining good client relationships is critical to generating repeat business. I hope that The Donald would approve.
Some of the friendlier clients really like to open up. They’ll talk candidly about their jobs, friends, and, even sometimes, their family. These are my favorites, especially the quirky ones like the investment banker who trades in his Brooks Brothers suits on weekends for a head-to-toe leather outfit to ride in Harley rallies. He dressed up for me once and looked just like one of the Village People.
Most clients, though, get a little squirmy when the talk gets personal. Maybe they’re paranoid that I’ll show up at their office or home someday armed to blackmail them with some personal tidbit?
Some don’t talk and just get down to business.
This particular client was one of the worst. Once he dropped the “H” bomb, he just went on and on about his experiences at Harvard Law School. I bet you didn’t know that most of The Simpsons writers started out as writers for some Harvard humor newspaper, huh?
Meanwhile, I’m only hearing “yadda, yadda, yadda.” Doesn’t he get it? You don’t need to impress me. You’re paying me to be your friend. Hmm. Maybe that’s why you need to pay me.
But then he starts talking about the Apprentice. Yay! Finally. An interesting topic. I love The Apprentice.
It turns out that he went to school with Jennifer from the current season and had friends who went to business school with Kwame from last season. (What’s with all the Harvard people on The Apprentice?)
Just to prove it, Harvard boy whips out his Harvard Law School yearbook and shows me Jennifer’s picture. Remember all of your embarrasing yearbook pics from high school with big hair, horibble clothes and awkward smiles? Forget about it. Jennifer looks just as good in her yearbook photo as she does on the show. I just gotta figure out a way to get this pic cuz my friends will never believe me…
Inspiration strikes as I reach into my little bag for some “equipment.” I forgot to remove my tiny Sony camera earlier in the day and now have the perfect way to get a pic if only I can figure out how. So I convince my client to take a shower. We escorts like really clean clients, you know?
While he’s scrubbing down, I pull out my camera and take a quick shot of the yearbook that’s still lying opened on the coffee table. I’m like a Bond girl with her little spy camera! :)
Here’s the dish on Kwame and Jennifer that I got from Harvard boy. Although he may have exaggerated a bit, it’s still good stuff.
Kwame — He’s smart, sexy and sleazy. While in business school, Kwame slept around a lot. The only problem is that he was engaged to some girl at the same time. Overlooking his serial infidelities in favor of his hot bod and big earning potential, she marries him anyways. It all ends later in divorce. Do you think that Apprentice groupies had a hand in the divorce?
Jennifer — She’s smart, sexy and snobby. According to Harvard boy, Jennifer always walked around law school with that “don’t hate me because I’m pretty” attitude. Of course, it could just be that he was hard up for her in school — a girl like Jennifer wouldn’t have given him the time of day.
Harvard boy finally emerges from the bathroom and almost knocks me out… with his scent that is. He took my advice a little too seriously and doused himself with cologne. Now I have to endure his overpowering scent up-close and personal for the rest of the session.
I’m such a whore for my blog!
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ya know, geisha girls originally were also trained to spy on the guests that the hosts had invited. it's a brilliant plan, you get a hot girl to sleep with your enemy, who then in turn freely blabs all of his secrets to you.
*excellent*
Posted by dante on Oct 8 04:58AMThough I was watching last night(and appreciate the undercover spywork you have accomplished 007), let me tell you Jennifer ain't as pretty as you make her out to be. She's just average.
Posted by Zisk on Oct 8 08:32AMMy, you do go to lengths to keep us entertained and informed. :)
I'm afraid I haven't been able to tolerate much of The Apprentice. I enjoyed the first season but this season is solely an exercise in product placement. (To be fair I only watched about 2 episodes)
Perhaps, I'll give it another peep.
Posted by Chloe on Oct 8 08:42AMI guess if I ever get my opportunity to arrange a session, I'll have to do it while the Apprentice is actually on so that you don't go snooping while I bathe!
Posted by Larry on Oct 8 09:06AMQ would be so proud of you!
You keep giong girl, we loyal readers appreciate the risks you take for us!!
Posted by Charles on Oct 8 09:21AMWay to get the scoop! You could teach Jennifer Garner a thing or two on Alias.
Posted by Pratt on Oct 8 10:59AMI'm afraid The Apprentice has yet to reach these shores (or if it has its completely passed me by). But on the general rule of thumb that most American shows end up in the UK about three years later I'll feedback my thoughts in 18 months time.
Very impressed with the pic btw. And you weren't even lying to him - surely you do like really clean clients?!
Posted by Madge on Oct 8 01:07PMI believe that they are looking for a new James Bond to replace Pierce Brosnan. Ever thought of applying and becoming the first female James Bond?
Posted by Spook on Oct 8 01:08PMGo here. Be entertained for hours.
http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showforum=665
Posted by Michel on Oct 8 01:17PMI just love the way you flex. You must have been excited when you snapped that picture. Please tell me you felt smug with yourself because if that were me, I would be bigging up my chest and strutting around like Miss KGB Spy Queen. Excellent stuff!
Posted by Max on Oct 8 02:38PM
i'll be coming to visit ny this weekend to see a reading of a play i co-wrote. reading your blog makes me wish i had two nickels to rub together (or three one-hundred-dollar bills to rub together) so i could have some "confessions" of my own to report on my return!
dr. dave (doctorsilence.blogspot.com)
Posted by dr. dave on Oct 8 04:11PMmarilyn - i believe she was inferring that this was a house call....
Posted by dante on Oct 8 05:43PMLove it! Love it! Love it!
And, I'm sorry, having watched the Apprentice obsessively last season, I'd overlook Kwame's infidelity, too, as long as he came home to give over a little bit of that love.
As for Jennifer, eh, she's okay. I'm not impressed at all with any of the women that are on this season. Drop me in that pool of men any day, thank you.
Last season on the Apprentice, Omorosa was my arch nemesis and somehow blogging about it landed me in at the top of the google heap for "I hate Omorosa" (I think I'm still near the top..hehe). Anyway, you should read the comments on my site...apparently an old chum on Omorosa found my site and dished some nice dirt! Keep up the good...ahem...work ;)
Posted by Tommy on Oct 9 03:09AM"...a whore for my blog." LOL LOL LOL LOL
Just stumbled upon your blog - it's great fun, and a picture of a really nice, fun, funny person who is also is intelligent and a good writer. And a latent spy - call the CIA, they could use a few good spooks. From what I understand, your other considerable skills would come in handy, too.
I'm glad this is a release for you - that means you'll probably keep it up (uh, posting on your blog, I mean. Other things you can keep up with a minimum of effort, I'm sure). Thanks for sharing.
Speaking of release, I enjoyed your earlier post about penis size fixation and the fact you (and I'm sure lots of other Women Who Enjoy Sex) get off more becuase of good motion and contact (I'd love to find out in person just what you meant by "When that happens, look out") than because of size of member.
It's amazing how us guys get hung up on that, when everything you need to touch to make a girl VERY happy is on, or within very few inches of the surface, so to speak.
I never thought of long cocks as an occupational hazard, but thank you for plumbing the depths of the topic for us. We better not make too much noise about it or OSHA will get involved, then out will come the rulers, warning signs, and mandatory safety devices, and your profession will cease to exist as we know it, which would be a sad thing. Cheers, dear, and keep posting!
Posted by Corwin on Oct 9 12:59PMfrom my earlier comment, "who is also is intelligent." Oh, the irony. I'm spouting Bushisms. Auuggggh!
Posted by Corwin on Oct 9 01:03PMWell Done! Miss Pussy Galore would be proud!
I think you should snap a picture from every client that you can. It would make it even more sneaky and adrenalizing for you.
Jennifer M. seems to have bad skin or bad makeup or both. Does nothing for me. Maria despite her twittyness is the ACILF.*
I like that the comments are articulate on this blog. Do you screen the bad ones out?
*Apprentice Candidate I'd Like to Fuck
Should you care to exchange links you have my URL.
Has anyone seen the coming attractions for "Big Fat Obnoxious Boss"? That looks incredible, duping Ivy Leaguers into believing they are on an Apprentice knock off, then thoroughly abusing them....
Posted by Irwin on Oct 11 12:01PMSince Kerry considers you a "nuisance," will that affect your vote?
And as to whether terrorists should be 'reduced' to your level of nuisance, ... well ... I guess that he thinks you're not as bad as terrorists. That's good, right?
Since you apparently are a high-class, young, beautiful, escort type, maybe terrorists are equivalent to fat, homely, over-age $40 hand-jobbers who hang out on East Village street corners.
never liked that 'tnuc' Kwame.
The guy didn't do a damn thing and progressed to the 'final two'.
Like that Jenn though...
Your client is walking around with his college yearbook? How pathetic of him....
Posted by Ursula on Oct 12 05:34PM
Wow this is a great blog.
I love the apprentice too , although it is not even the second episode in Australia, and they just moved it to 10.30pm ! I know !!
I am going to link to this blog and invite you to come and check mine out as well.
My name is heroinegirl and I'm kinda of new, but you may have heard of me.
Tell me that you do love Carrie Bradshaw.
I was so dissapointed when Po Mod said she doesn't watch the show.
Deeply !
Love and Light
Hereoinegirl.
If I ever need the scoop on someone, I know who to ask now. :) Good job
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So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.
As strange as it may sound, I've never really truly bared myself in front of any of my clients. For all that they've seen, they've never seen me be me. And for all that I've seen, I simply need to share it with you!
So why should you come? To be tantalized and teased. To get release by knowing the true me.
I promise that I won't bite, and if I do bite, I'll make sure you like it!
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I too am a fan of The Apprentice, although I am thoroughly ashamed. TV is a huge time suck and serial shows like this draw me in deeply. Luckily, this is my only vice currently since I think all the other reality shows are shite.
PS - Good undercover work... er, I mean the clandestine photo as opposed to, well, that other thing you did with your client.
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