I too am a fan of The Apprentice, although I am thoroughly ashamed. TV is a huge time suck and serial shows like this draw me in deeply. Luckily, this is my only vice currently since I think all the other reality shows are shite.

PS - Good undercover work... er, I mean the clandestine photo as opposed to, well, that other thing you did with your client.

ya know, geisha girls originally were also trained to spy on the guests that the hosts had invited. it's a brilliant plan, you get a hot girl to sleep with your enemy, who then in turn freely blabs all of his secrets to you.

*excellent*

Though I was watching last night(and appreciate the undercover spywork you have accomplished 007), let me tell you Jennifer ain't as pretty as you make her out to be. She's just average.

My, you do go to lengths to keep us entertained and informed. :)

I'm afraid I haven't been able to tolerate much of The Apprentice. I enjoyed the first season but this season is solely an exercise in product placement. (To be fair I only watched about 2 episodes)

Perhaps, I'll give it another peep.

I guess if I ever get my opportunity to arrange a session, I'll have to do it while the Apprentice is actually on so that you don't go snooping while I bathe!

Q would be so proud of you!

You keep giong girl, we loyal readers appreciate the risks you take for us!!

Way to get the scoop! You could teach Jennifer Garner a thing or two on Alias.

I'm afraid The Apprentice has yet to reach these shores (or if it has its completely passed me by). But on the general rule of thumb that most American shows end up in the UK about three years later I'll feedback my thoughts in 18 months time.

Very impressed with the pic btw. And you weren't even lying to him - surely you do like really clean clients?!

I believe that they are looking for a new James Bond to replace Pierce Brosnan. Ever thought of applying and becoming the first female James Bond?

Go here. Be entertained for hours.

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showforum=665

nice work!

I just love the way you flex. You must have been excited when you snapped that picture. Please tell me you felt smug with yourself because if that were me, I would be bigging up my chest and strutting around like Miss KGB Spy Queen. Excellent stuff!

Who walks around with their yearbook?!?!?!

i'll be coming to visit ny this weekend to see a reading of a play i co-wrote. reading your blog makes me wish i had two nickels to rub together (or three one-hundred-dollar bills to rub together) so i could have some "confessions" of my own to report on my return!

dr. dave (doctorsilence.blogspot.com)

marilyn - i believe she was inferring that this was a house call....

Oh Fawk! Your so Charlie's Angels, I love it!

Love it! Love it! Love it!
And, I'm sorry, having watched the Apprentice obsessively last season, I'd overlook Kwame's infidelity, too, as long as he came home to give over a little bit of that love.
As for Jennifer, eh, she's okay. I'm not impressed at all with any of the women that are on this season. Drop me in that pool of men any day, thank you.

Last season on the Apprentice, Omorosa was my arch nemesis and somehow blogging about it landed me in at the top of the google heap for "I hate Omorosa" (I think I'm still near the top..hehe). Anyway, you should read the comments on my site...apparently an old chum on Omorosa found my site and dished some nice dirt! Keep up the good...ahem...work ;)

"...a whore for my blog." LOL LOL LOL LOL

Just stumbled upon your blog - it's great fun, and a picture of a really nice, fun, funny person who is also is intelligent and a good writer. And a latent spy - call the CIA, they could use a few good spooks. From what I understand, your other considerable skills would come in handy, too.

I'm glad this is a release for you - that means you'll probably keep it up (uh, posting on your blog, I mean. Other things you can keep up with a minimum of effort, I'm sure). Thanks for sharing.

Speaking of release, I enjoyed your earlier post about penis size fixation and the fact you (and I'm sure lots of other Women Who Enjoy Sex) get off more becuase of good motion and contact (I'd love to find out in person just what you meant by "When that happens, look out") than because of size of member.

It's amazing how us guys get hung up on that, when everything you need to touch to make a girl VERY happy is on, or within very few inches of the surface, so to speak.

I never thought of long cocks as an occupational hazard, but thank you for plumbing the depths of the topic for us. We better not make too much noise about it or OSHA will get involved, then out will come the rulers, warning signs, and mandatory safety devices, and your profession will cease to exist as we know it, which would be a sad thing. Cheers, dear, and keep posting!

from my earlier comment, "who is also is intelligent." Oh, the irony. I'm spouting Bushisms. Auuggggh!

Well Done! Miss Pussy Galore would be proud!

I think you should snap a picture from every client that you can. It would make it even more sneaky and adrenalizing for you.

Jennifer M. seems to have bad skin or bad makeup or both. Does nothing for me. Maria despite her twittyness is the ACILF.*

I like that the comments are articulate on this blog. Do you screen the bad ones out?

*Apprentice Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Should you care to exchange links you have my URL.

Has anyone seen the coming attractions for "Big Fat Obnoxious Boss"? That looks incredible, duping Ivy Leaguers into believing they are on an Apprentice knock off, then thoroughly abusing them....

Since Kerry considers you a "nuisance," will that affect your vote?

And as to whether terrorists should be 'reduced' to your level of nuisance, ... well ... I guess that he thinks you're not as bad as terrorists. That's good, right?

Since you apparently are a high-class, young, beautiful, escort type, maybe terrorists are equivalent to fat, homely, over-age $40 hand-jobbers who hang out on East Village street corners.

never liked that 'tnuc' Kwame.
The guy didn't do a damn thing and progressed to the 'final two'.
Like that Jenn though...

Your client is walking around with his college yearbook? How pathetic of him....

Wow this is a great blog.
I love the apprentice too , although it is not even the second episode in Australia, and they just moved it to 10.30pm ! I know !!
I am going to link to this blog and invite you to come and check mine out as well.
My name is heroinegirl and I'm kinda of new, but you may have heard of me.
Tell me that you do love Carrie Bradshaw.
I was so dissapointed when Po Mod said she doesn't watch the show.
Deeply !

Love and Light
Hereoinegirl.

If I ever need the scoop on someone, I know who to ask now. :) Good job