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Make Love Not War

makelovenotwar2.jpgSara, a reader, just sent me an email with a link to a f***ing hilarious video. Tell all your friends about this video so that we can all spread the gospel of love ‘round the world!

(In case you’re wondering, I asked Sara for permission to reprint her email.)

Hi Alexa,

Can you please help me understand just what or who is behind our lovely Vice President? He’s such a special man with his glowering eyes. Also, did you notice that he had the pallor of a night crawler?

Here are my two favourite quotes from the debate:

“Mr. Vice President, you are still not being straight with the people.”

“We must be strong and aggressive.”

This made me think of this hysterical video on the future of politics. The Democrats have been taking it from behind for the past four years, now its our time to give something back “Donkey Style.” Make sure your sound is on, the Bush speech is LOL funny!! Make Love not War!

BTW

Do you have any clients in politics?
What do those boys like to do down in Washington?
They shape our country but what are they shaped like?

Cum on Alexa, inquiring minds want to know.

Kisses,
Sara

Comments

Hahaha. Absolutely hilarious. That made my day. Thanks for the laughs Alexa.

Posted by Altair on Oct 7 01:54AM

meh. whatever. i tend not to develop affections for either of the parties, because they both act like foolish children.

*both.* not one, or the other. they are both are infintely childish and horribly ineffective at really doing anything more than calling each other names and blaming their problems on somebody else.

Posted by dante on Oct 7 05:11AM

We here in Australia are about to have an election too.

I havent seen anything as clever as that but...

The things the politicians say though makes me think that they may have visited you before your last post cause they seem to always be pissing (our) money up against the wall and talking shit...lol (bad form to laugh at own jokes i know).

Keep up the good work Alexa.

Posted by Mark on Oct 7 06:38AM

Aren't ya gonna answer the question alexa?

Posted by Zisk on Oct 7 07:30AM

I'd be intrigued by the answer to the question as well. Currently at work so will not risk the link here, but will back later to let you know what I think.

Posted by Madge on Oct 7 11:25AM

Oh man, pretty damn good.

Posted by Daily Texican on Oct 7 11:55AM

Freaking hilarious!

Yes, I'm interested in the answer to the question as well! :)

Posted by Amy on Oct 7 03:50PM

LOL, Here is another site dedicated to Ol' Dubya (http://www.kaicurryservices.com/peacecandy/gwbush/dishonestdubya/)you might find interesting.....

Posted by Jason on Oct 7 04:10PM

loving it.. and i'm blogging it.

Posted by mmonk on Oct 7 09:42PM

A highly intellectual female escort. Dubious, but whatever. It's good writing.

Posted by gian on Oct 7 11:09PM

Well Gian, it's really not so dubious. Check your stereotypes rather than the girl. We're out there - perhaps not in the masses - but considerable all the same.

Posted by Chloe on Oct 8 08:29AM

lol!!!!!! that is great!

Posted by darth on Oct 12 06:28PM

That is hilarious.

Posted by Michiry on Oct 29 03:45PM

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