I wonder if medicare pays for Viagra?

LMAO i cant stop laughing from the last one. It sucks to have an average 6.5 inch dick but I never bother to ask because i dont give a shit. i just fucked you, so i dont need to be asking any questions.

Yeah, I'm shocked so many guys would want to know. Wouldn't they have grown out of that stage by now? Or do you shag a lot of horny naive 17 year old boys, heh?

And highfive on the large penis hate. Man, they are somewhat nice to look at, but I could really do without getting lockjaw everytime I blow them. Or the feeling of being hollowed out like a hotdog bun.

actually, most don't. only some ask about their size. i've never really understood the preoccupation with size myself - maybe it's like women and boob jobs.

Funny, but I don't think I've ever asked about either one. Definitely never on the length thing. I'm average. I know it; they know it. Why ask? As for whether they enjoyed themselves... god, but I hope I could tell! Would I ask someone I was paying whether they enjoyed it? I don't think so. Yes, I'd be curious to know, but wouldn't expect her to tell me the truth. So why ask? People are funny. Old men with Viagra-hardened pencil dicks are scary.

do you have a hmo plan that covers aching vagina? or do you have to go with ppo for that one?

Asking about penis size is mostly an insecurity thing with men, just like asking about boob size (or ass size) is with women... the thing is, rarely will either sex get an straight and honest answer to any of those questions.

I think the whole penis-size question should be treated like the military treats sexuality... Don't ask, don't tell.

Both men and women suffer from size insecurities and, honestly, a culture that obsesses on size rather than good sex is to blame. I mean, some of the best sex I have had was with "fatter women". I was never really attracted to them but I in my late 20s I started opening my mind to all kinds of body sizes and types. What I found out was the skinny women that I thought were so sexy in my early 20s were often limp noodles compared to these larger women when it came to being in bed. I had to re-evaluate everything I knew, which is a good thing! Anyways, one women in particular was quite overweight but was one of the best dancers and sexual partners I have ever had. If I didn't have to move across the country I think I would have continued to date her and who knows what? I can't begin to explain how sexy she was without going into detail that should remain private. She was as sexy as the one model I had been with and, quite honestly, a much more giving and open partner, My climaxes with her were as intense as ever.

Now, I relate this cause when people talk about size mattering, the fact is it cuts so many different ways. I would hope that some of the men and women who think of size begin to understand that its the size of one's mind and heart that is the biggest turn on.

As far as getting at those g-spots,.. communicate ladies. If the men don't listen.. move on!

1 - I will treat this post as my birthday present.
2 - I would have asked the same two questions and exactly in that order.
3 - About the pencil penis ... OH MY GOD!!!!
4 - And I thought my blog was sexually explicit.

Although I am personally satisfied with my...endowment, shall we say, I've always taken heart in the lyrics to an old song that Maria Muldaur covered back in 1973, "It Ain't The Meat, It's The Motion" (that makes your mama wanna rock)...

Every once in a while it's kind of nice to have a big boy -- makes me feel like I'm being challenged or something -- but most of time I'd much rather have a guy that is average and knows how to please me.

Ha yes, having to explane a dead, naked, still hard older man would not be fun!

Too bad you couldn't be like an SAT Test and tell the guy to put down the #2 pencil.Stop!lol
Nice story.

Perfectly captured - nuff said!

I would never ask about my size. I'm not interested in how it compares to anyone else's. As long as you can make it a pleasurable experience for both parties, that's all that matters.

I know that I'm of average size, so I really do believe its how you use it that matters. Well, at least my wife doesn't complain about an average penis size when she has 3 orgasms in one lovemaking session.

well said, logan. i myself have come to appreciate other qualities besides pure physical appearnaces. you may not believe it, but i also value other things besides just the size of a man's wallet...

greg, do you want to show me how to have 3 orgasms in one session?! just kidding. :) as much i'd enjoy learning that one, i wouldn't want to get in between you and your wife.

Alexa, you've inspired me to start blogging too although my postings will be muy mundane in comparison.

Your "Size Counts" posting prompted me to wonder: What DO you like in a man? Certain physical attributes, such as a really hairy back? Personality traits, such as undisguised ball-scratching? Probably none of the above (he says, quietly adjusting himself). But I'd like to know...

ben, you're too kind! :) i'm so touched by your comment. best of luck blogging. this has been an amazing experience for me so far.

Nice to see a post about average-cock love. I'm a big fan of the average cock myself. Cervix stabbing bad, g-spot rubbing soooo good.

What is it with men and their quizzing you after having sex? It's either question or fall asleep. Why can't they just enjoy what they experienced and leave it at that?

OMG you're a frickin riot! I'm so glad you found me.. you crack me up! AND I do agree I prefer about average size to satisfy me. A No 2 pencil? OMG.. never seen one of those. LOL Keep it going Alexa!! -Jason

i was having so much fun reading this entry at workyesterday. when i was at "the #2 pencil" part, i couldn't help but burst into immense laughters. the next thing i knew was that everyone started staring at me. anyway, i was so disappointed that my company has blocked your site (which means that i need to wait till i get back home to read your new entries every day).

SAT Test

Funny, I never really thought about penis size while I was having sex, only while peeing in the men's room. Uh no, I am not looking, it was everyone else.

And no, I am no Long Dong Slong either.

Good story!
I know what I am and what I am not. Big boys end up missing the whole part about mutual pleasure. I hate to paint a broad picture (there's a joke in here somewhere...) but our society leads women to think that size is more important than intellect and personality, but not money. I will be happy to know that my wife loves me for whatever reason and when life is over, we will share the same plot of dirt.

I'm so tired of the stupid inuendos used by so many idiots on the tube, especially commercials:
"size really does matter," "bigger really is better," etcetera ad infinitum.
I like the other cliche' you see on buttons sometime, for both girls and boys:
"Anything more than a mouthful's wasted."

i started a blog trying to write fantasies for women, in order to get their comments and submissions, theory being women are kinkier then their boyfriends know.

tell me what you think?

http://www.watchingfantasies.blogspot.com/