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Observing the Sabbath
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.Genesis 2:1-3
Although I didn’t do anything nearly as intense as creating the universe, I was still pretty tired after last week. The RNC attendees kept me quite busy and, after 6 days, my little kitty needed a rest too! (I know, the RNC ended on Thursday. Let’s just say that some delegates stayed for after-party festivities.)
So my girlfriend Cristina and I decided to treat ourselves to a decadent weekend of relaxation. We kicked off the weekend with a visit to bliss soho spa, where we received a full body massage, facial and mani/pedi session. The spa visit cleansed my body, mind and spirit of all impurities and put us in the right frame of mind for the rest of the weekend.
On Saturday, Cristina and I moseyed into Central Park from 72nd Street and sunbathed for a couple hours in our shorts and bikini tops. Soaking in the sun and simply lying down on the green grass felt especially delicious after constantly moving from one hotel room to another day and night. I also took advantage of this time off to catch up on celebrity dish by reading the latest issue of Us Weekly.
Did I tell you that I’m addicted to Us? I didn’t?! Well, let’s just say that Us almost ranks up there with Prada.
On Sunday night, we both went to Flushings to watch the US Open. Watching the US Open in person was the true highlight of the weekend because I’d never been to a pro tennis match before. Seeing the pros play brought back memories of the pretty little white skirts and polo shirts that I used to wear on my high school tennis team. I was never as good as some of the best girls in my school, but I used to have a pretty wicked set of groundstrokes.
The actual tennis play was quite boring — one player totally dominated the other in both the women’s and men’s matches. Also, the women didn’t look so good. But both men (Lleyton Hewitt and Feliciano Lopez) were complete hotties. Feliciano was especially delectable that night — I just wish I could have run my fingers through those locks of his… *sigh* Unfortunately, Lleyton completely trounced Feliciano. If the match had been decided on hotness, though, Feliciano would have won hands-down! (Check out my picture of Feliciano!) BTW, Lleyton is also quite hot in his own Aussie way, but I have a special place in my heart for Latin lovers, especially for ones that look as good as Feliciano did.
If my current career doesn’t work out, maybe I’ll just become a tennis groupie…
Leaving the US Open unexpectedly spooked me. As we crossed the bridge from the stadium to the subway entrance, I looked to the left and saw all these empty subway trains lit up and lined up. Seeing all these empty vessels of humanity in the night was a bit of an eerie experience. I tried to capture this with my little digital camera but it didn’t come out too well.
We concluded the weekend with a brunch at Norma’s on Monday. For those in the know, Norma’s in the Parker Meridien hotel is one of the best NYC brunch places. They make it way better than Mom ever used to make! Usually, you have to wait forever to get a seat, but we didn’t have to wait too long because most New Yorkers were out of town for the Labor Day weekend.
Can you believe that the total bill for our brunch came out to be almost $200? Well, my food wasn’t too expensive because I only ate blueberry pancakes plus a side dish of grapefruit. Cristina went all out, though, by ordering the gazillion dollar omlette with an ounce of caviar. (The menu actually lists this dish as the gazillion dollar omelette). She was going to go for the 10 ounce caviar omelette, which would have cost her $1,000, but I talked her out of it at the last minute. Getting this $1,000 omelette would have been a complete waste, especially since Cristina never even had caviar before.
I love Cristina, but sometimes she can be so dumb with her money. This being her first convention, I think that Cristina wanted to splurge because she earned way more money than she was used to. She almost acted like a guy! *gasp* :)
So now I’m rested and ready to go back to work. I hope that I didn’t bore you too much with this really long account of my weekend…
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Thanks! I've always meant to go to Waffle House but never managed to go. My friends and I passed by a couple on the way to the Outerbanks in NC. They really love Waffle House. But, then again, they also love Chick-Fil-A. Never been to that one either, but I'm a little scared to with a name like that.
Posted by alexa on Sep 7 02:42AMI don’t know how to break it to you, but I don’t think that Tennis pays well-- and groupie is usually a bit lower on the pay scale than that. Perhaps after you get rich in your own right?
Speaking of Tennis-- Gods! I don’t know that I’ve picked up a racket in years. I was fairly good back in HS, but that’s been a decade or so...
Chick-fil-A is awesome. Where else do they fry things in beef fat?
Posted by Kansas on Sep 7 06:54AM
I'm crazy-jealous that you got to see the Open. I lived on Long Island for 6 years and NEVER WENT! Stupid...
Also, you are giving me much pleasure by confirming my long-held-suspicion that all the god-fearing, family-values, red-state-Republicans really are just a bunch of hypocrites - running around, paying for sex just like the rest of us!
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Posted by dr. dave on Sep 7 03:11PMFor what it's worth, I like Chick-Fil-A's chicken nuggets (or whatever the heck they call'em) and their waffle fries. The nugs (which part of the chicken is the "nugget", anyway?) at least seem to be made of real chicken.
Never been much of a tennis buff. Now, if they played in the buff...well, maybe...! :-)
Posted by Johnny Bacardi on Sep 7 06:29PMChic-fil-A is acceptable, in a primpy suburbanite kind of way, but I prefer International House of Pancakes to Waffle House. Nothing can compare to the paradise pancakes with banana and macadamia nut.
Posted by Aaron on Sep 7 07:33PMAlexa you are charming.
For the record, no one should ever eat at IHOP or Denny's. One should only eat at The Awful House when travelling with a band on tour, after load out. Or maybe when trucking.
The rest of the time, you should eat exclusively at Chic-Fil-A.
Posted by Lemon Merengue on Sep 7 10:39PMwow! you guys are the greatest! thank you so much for the kind words about my blog. i just started writing because i needed an outlet for pouring out my heart, venting, sharing, etc. it means so much to me that you enjoy reading about lil' ole me. :)
on another note, i think i'm going to have to make a trip to visit some friends in n. carolina just to try waffle house and chick-fil-a. never been to either, but all of this debate has piqued my curiousity!
finally, fyi, my clients don't pay me for sex. they only pay for my company...
Posted by alexa on Sep 8 02:08AMI've read about that gazillion dollar omelet! It made national news in some forum or another, I don't know where... glad you talked her out of it. Way to be the sensible splurger =)
Posted by Chelonia on Sep 8 03:39PMThanks. I'd never pay $1,000 or even $100 for an omelette. My friend seemed to really dig the caviar though.
Posted by alexa on Sep 8 11:57PMI have wanted to try the gazillion dollar omelette since I read about it. I love caviar and goose-liver pate and I would have made one of those omelettes myself but being in the South the fineries needed for the ingrediants are getting a bit too rare and expensive.
Guess I'll stick with IHOP for now.
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Whoa! $200?
Looks like I'll be brunching at Waffle House instead.
Very nice slice of life post.
Posted by Waveflux on Sep 7 01:56AM